Saturday night DFW party!!!!

jessicamb

OberonSH wrote:

And you lot can bog off. I don't need any more old crazies, thank you. I'm sort of like a hairdressrer, people tell me stuff. I'd heard it all - geriatric 3somes (ewww) Husbands running off with prossies (can relate)/the milkman/transexual from Russia. I've been asked for knitted boobs, patterns for willy warmers, a crocheted thong (I didn't ask).

Are there really patterns for willy warmers and thongs? I must get womens weekly more often.

**purpleprincess**

OberonSH wrote:

Nooooo, you don;t wear the pants - you either throw them at him during a Hamlet soliliquay (sp?) or post them to him.

Need a nice pair on, one pair in the bag to throw, then post the ones she's been wearing!

OberonSH

You can all visit if you like, just do't paw at my wool, and don't ask me stupid questions like 'Do you have any more, or is this all you have (waving the sample ball at me) - I'm so tempted to say 'yes, I only stock one ball at a time, you'll have to wait til next week to do the sleeve'.

**purpleprincess**

jessicamb wrote:

Are there really patterns for willy warmers and thongs? I must get womens weekly more often.

Wonder if boyf would like a knitted willy warmer for Xmas :think:

MinnieSpender

jessicamb wrote:

Ooh did he have those Shakespeare tights on?

I would have dragged you along too.

Sadly no. It was a modern day production - but 80s so it fits well here!

Old Beany was resplendent in Armani.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

jessicamb

**purpleprincess** wrote:

Need a nice pair on, one pair in the bag to throw, then post the ones she's been wearing!

Thats not very DFW is it? Especially as if the knicker drawer is anything like mine shopping would be involved. :eek:

**purpleprincess**

OberonSH wrote:

You can all visit if you like, just do't paw at my wool, and don't ask me stupid questions like 'Do you have any more, or is this all you have (waving the sample ball at me) - I'm so tempted to say 'yes, I only stock one ball at a time, you'll have to wait til next week to do the sleeve'.

This could be dangerous!!!:D

I promise I'll behave!!!

What ares of the country are you in???

**purpleprincess**

jessicamb wrote:

Thats not very DFW is it? Especially as if the knicker drawer is anything like mine shopping would be involved. :eek:

No that's true, plan B then!!

OberonSH

There exists a knitted willy pattern, crocheted bikini, hand grenande purse.


http://www.castoff.info/shop.asp

jessicamb

MinnieSpender wrote:

Sadly no. It was a modern day production - but 80s so it fits well here!

Old Beany was resplendent in Armani.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Ah, no longer need to take cold shower then. I cant see SB and Armani mix somehow