Saturday night DFW party!!!!

oops_a_daisy

OberonSH wrote:

I agree. The thought of an 80 year old handing me a bag of pubes is quite upsetting. Especially as it makes you think there are grannies wandering around bald as badgers. Do you think they do their own, or get their mates to help if the arthritis is bad?

'OOH Hilda, can you just shave me into the shape of a Nike Swoosh? Mr Cribbins is due over tonight, and I'm like an Amazon rainforest down there.'

PMSL:rotfl:

**purpleprincess**

LJD1 wrote:

Me thinks you need a little more time......think of all the the PROS and cons.....consider everything......look into my eyes....into my eyes....you will agree with everything I say....everytime I say the words Billy Joel you will tell me to buy tickets.........

spud30

LJD1 wrote:

Me thinks you need a little more time......think of all the the PROS and cons.....consider everything......look into my eyes....into my eyes....you will agree with everything I say....everytime I say the words Billy Joel you will tell me to buy tickets.........

Can't we all check him out and let you know if he's worth it

LJD1_2

jessicamb wrote:

And if we say Uptown Girl you will dance like a funky chicken :dance:

How wierd....i just found myself dancing round the room clucking loudly and laying eggs????

jessicamb

OberonSH wrote:

My kickout list:

1) Mick Hucknell (with or without the distressing smell of urine)
2) Chesney Hawkes
3) Mr T

Kidnap & Tie to the bed list:

1) David Tennant
2) Legolas The Elf
3) Um, toss up between LB & Jonny Depp.

I agree. The thought of an 80 year old handing me a bag of pubes is quite upsetting. Especially as it makes you think there are grannies wandering around bald as badgers. Do you think they do their own, or get their mates to help if the arthritis is bad?

'OOH Hilda, can you just shave me into the shape of a Nike Swoosh? Mr Cribbins is due over tonight, and I'm like an Amazon rainforest down there.'

I've only just cleaned the computer....
((Moves stardrops closer))

MinnieSpender

OberonSH wrote:

My kickout list:

1) Mick Hucknell (with or without the distressing smell of urine)
2) Chesney Hawkes
3) Mr T

Kidnap & Tie to the bed list:

1) David Tennant
2) Legolas The Elf
3) Um, toss up between LB & Jonny Depp.

I agree. The thought of an 80 year old handing me a bag of pubes is quite upsetting. Especially as it makes you think there are grannies wandering around bald as badgers. Do you think they do their own, or get their mates to help if the arthritis is bad?

'OOH Hilda, can you just shave me into the shape of a Nike Swoosh? Mr Cribbins is due over tonight, and I'm like an Amazon rainforest down there.'

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

PS the answer to number three is Johnny Depp

PeachPickle

Drink drink drink!

Tie To The Bed Top Three

1 Josh Homme
2 Sexy policeman from Home and Away
3 Just those two will do...

**purpleprincess**

OberonSH wrote:

I agree. The thought of an 80 year old handing me a bag of pubes is quite upsetting. Especially as it makes you think there are grannies wandering around bald as badgers. Do you think they do their own, or get their mates to help if the arthritis is bad?

'OOH Hilda, can you just shave me into the shape of a Nike Swoosh? Mr Cribbins is due over tonight, and I'm like an Amazon rainforest down there.'

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

*dancing like a funky chicken*

LJD1_2

**purpleprincess** wrote:

Right lets try this. Erm...purpleprincess.....BILLY JOEL!

MinnieSpender

PeachPickle wrote:

Drink drink drink!

Tie To The Bed Top Three

1 Josh Homme
2 Sexy policeman from Home and Away
3 Just those two will do...

Threesome, is it? Shame on you, lady! :rotfl: