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bt's latest joke
before_hollywood
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another quarterly bill, another python sketch from bt
my quarterly charges are usually about £39, my direct debit is a total of £49.50, so i thought, bt owe me money, i dont WANT to use my landline, they owe me a decent bit cos every quarter is like this or even less (£12.79 line rental and i use the free calls for my minimum number a month), i wanted to make it £15 a month to make my sums a bit easier (and to stop them running off with money when i end my 18 month term
operator 1- no cant do it
me- why not? i have never run up a bill as high as the direct debit amount ever
op 1- *jabbers away about advance billing and this means i owe them money*
me- but the direct debit that i want to change it to, at £15 a month would more than cover that and leave me approx £10-15 in credit on my next bill
op1- *jabbers away on her pigeon english script*
me- yes you explained that, as i have said i dont use even £15 a month, i have an increasing amount of credit that i want to use to reduce my direct debit
op 1- *jabbers away saying exactly the same thing*
me- can i please speak to someone in the uk please
op1- you will have to disconnect the call
op2- certainly sir i will send you written confirmation
literally 2 minutes
facepalm :rolleyes:
the sooner a cheaper landline provider that allows other isp's than their own is launched the better
my quarterly charges are usually about £39, my direct debit is a total of £49.50, so i thought, bt owe me money, i dont WANT to use my landline, they owe me a decent bit cos every quarter is like this or even less (£12.79 line rental and i use the free calls for my minimum number a month), i wanted to make it £15 a month to make my sums a bit easier (and to stop them running off with money when i end my 18 month term
operator 1- no cant do it
me- why not? i have never run up a bill as high as the direct debit amount ever
op 1- *jabbers away about advance billing and this means i owe them money*
me- but the direct debit that i want to change it to, at £15 a month would more than cover that and leave me approx £10-15 in credit on my next bill
op1- *jabbers away on her pigeon english script*
me- yes you explained that, as i have said i dont use even £15 a month, i have an increasing amount of credit that i want to use to reduce my direct debit
op 1- *jabbers away saying exactly the same thing*
me- can i please speak to someone in the uk please
op1- you will have to disconnect the call
op2- certainly sir i will send you written confirmation
literally 2 minutes
facepalm :rolleyes:
the sooner a cheaper landline provider that allows other isp's than their own is launched the better
things arent the way they were before, you wouldnt even recognise me anymore- not that you knew me back then 
all your base are belong to us :eek:
MercilessKiller wrote: »BH is my best mate too, its ok
I trust BH even if he's from Manchester..
all your base are belong to us :eek:
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Phone them up (or better still email them) and change onto monthly whole bill paid by direct debit.
That way you will pay exactly what you owe each month and no more.0 -
Phone them up (or better still email them) and change onto monthly whole bill paid by direct debit.
That way you will pay exactly what you owe each month and no more.
I've just been on the phone to BT to do exactly that myself, change to monthly pay dd, But they want half the quarters money up front first!
Kind of defeats the object!!0 -
Hi before hollywood,
Could you email me your details and I'll see what I can do for you. My email address is shown in my forum profile >> http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/member.html?u=687371
Thanks,
Jon.“Official Company Representative
I am the official company representative of BT. MSE has given permission for me to post in response to queries about the company, so that I can help solve issues. You can see my name on the companies with permission to post list. I am not allowed to tout for business at all. If you believe I am please report it to forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com This does NOT imply any form of approval of my company or its products by MSE"0 -
sent it now, thanks jonthings arent the way they were before, you wouldnt even recognise me anymore- not that you knew me back then
MercilessKiller wrote: »BH is my best mate too, its ok
I trust BH even if he's from Manchester..
all your base are belong to us :eek:0 -
BT Company how do I contact you? Is via [EMAIL="btcare@bt.com"]btcare@bt.com[/EMAIL]?Im an ex employee RBS GroupHowever Any Opinion Given On MSE Is Strictly My Own0
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Hello stclair,
Yes you can email me at that address with your username and I will get on this.
Thanks
Fionnuala“Official Company Representative
I am the official company representative of BT. MSE has given permission for me to post in response to queries about the company, so that I can help solve issues. You can see my name on the companies with permission to post list. I am not allowed to tout for business at all. If you believe I am please report it to forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com This does NOT imply any form of approval of my company or its products by MSE"0
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