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Male escorting.

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  • viktory
    viktory Posts: 7,635 Forumite
    A decent escort needs to be handsome, charming, witty and erudite. He needs to be able to make a woman feel totally special, be good at small talk even when the conversation is awkward. He will need to be able to converse about many subjects and be well read. He may be expected to escort women to important business occasions and again must be able to hold his own at such events.

    I suspect you are only 18 or 19 and therefore have a lot to learn before you can claim to be all of those things. Alternatively you can offer a quick fumble for a tenner.
  • sheldon08
    sheldon08 Posts: 29,570 Forumite
    marksoton wrote: »
    It's if he "spits " on your face you're in trouble... :rotfl:

    :eek::eek::eek:

    If the 1991 in his username is the year of his birth he is the same age as my son.:o
    :dance:Mash p'tater, mash p'tater:dance:

  • sheldon08
    sheldon08 Posts: 29,570 Forumite
    marksoton:mad::mad::mad::mad:


    I've just read your sig...........that is NOT what I posted:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


    No more Ms Nice Girl from me mister:cool:
    :dance:Mash p'tater, mash p'tater:dance:

  • marksoton
    marksoton Posts: 17,516 Forumite
    sheldon08 wrote: »
    marksoton:mad::mad::mad::mad:


    I've just read your sig...........that is NOT what I posted:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


    No more Ms Nice Girl from me mister:cool:

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    I put it in my original post, i knew you hadn't spotted it ! ;):rotfl::A
  • Li0nhead
    Li0nhead Posts: 16,922 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    viktory wrote: »
    A decent escort needs to be handsome, charming, witty and erudite. He needs to be able to make a woman feel totally special.
    So what do you think my chances are with none out of the 5 requirements. :D
    Hi there! We’ve had to remove your signature. It was so good we removed it because we cannot think of one so good as you had and need to protect others from seeing such a great signature.
  • sheldon08
    sheldon08 Posts: 29,570 Forumite
    marksoton wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    I put it in my original post, i knew you hadn't spotted it ! ;):rotfl::A

    Just you wait, I have a long memory:cool:
    :dance:Mash p'tater, mash p'tater:dance:

  • Harveycat_2
    Harveycat_2 Posts: 1,702 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    He needs to study English but I fear he's studying bullsh1t.
  • marksoton
    marksoton Posts: 17,516 Forumite
    Gazfaz wrote: »
    He needs to study English but I fear he's studying bullsh1t.

    I would have thought that was a major prerequisite to being an escort ! :D
  • cheapscate
    cheapscate Posts: 530 Forumite
    Li0nhead wrote: »
    So what do you think my chances are with none out of the 5 requirements. :D


    that would make you husband material then....
  • redux
    redux Posts: 23,001 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    sheldon08 wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:

    If the 1991 in his username is the year of his birth he is the same age as my son.:o

    hmmm, no wonder he was worried about his mum finding out
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