The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

In_Search_Of_Me

"subtle plans are here again"
"bobs counting the years profits"
"i have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel"
"baaaa"
"the idea of the game is to give away all of your money as fast as you can"
"ive got a problem with my manservant"
"Ah ha, lets see if Ive got this straight"
"Whats for dinner baldrick?"

A few to mull on...good to have you back!!

boredofbeingathome

Those are hilarious ISOM- i think you have definitely put some thought into those

boredofbeingathome

elantan wrote: »

Yes the return of bob .... Erm name for a diary ... Goodness only knows I'm useless at suggesting names but am chuffed to see my fellow walker return ... Cause I missed ya

How do young El:D I miss you too- but we natter a lot so not as bad. :A

In_Search_Of_Me

and where would be shiny new diary madam?

taxi73

Don't forget to put a link to it from here as I would hate to miss it.

GeorgeUK

No fair - we don't know how you're doing so can't really put a good slant on the title.

The latest in front wall fresh air orifices combined with a wide capacity gutter installation below.
I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French !!!!!!.
I'm happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers.
I'm absolutely top-hole, sir, with an ying and yang and yippiedeedoo.
I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.
Baldrick, preprare to meet our makers. In my case God. In your case, God knows!
An eternity with Beelzebub and all his hellish minions is nothing compared to five minutes with me and this pencil.

Couldn't think of any of the short one-liners... yet.

Edit: I had to look up this scene as i thought it wnded with a funny line - way too obscure for use, but:
I'd rather be a quack than a ducky. Good day

elantan

yeah we do chat alot ... but i like to read your diary ... makes me laugh ... and i like laughing ... you make me laugh when we talk though ... good times

In_Search_Of_Me

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.

I reacon! Good one George.

Now bob...why are we waiting? eh..come on, stop farting about (sorry bum humor again!) and get on with it!!

boredofbeingathome

Decisions, decisions- you don't want me to go down the French !!!!!! route do you ISOM? But it would be MSE- i am thinking of the second income route- needs must and all of that..hehee

Hey up George- see i am smutting on the old diary..oops

Now then where am i up to at the moment? Well joint debt has reduced Currently it is £2000 less and Mr.B has a bonus which will wipe off his overdraft- when it comes in though is anybody's guess < insert rolled eyes>

Mr.B and i are at a stand off situation ( as in shall we or shan't we? ) it is still a bit difficult and i won't mention any more.

I have a couple of other dilemmas

1. I can pay the car off now- but i will hardly get any rebate if i do.
2. I could clear off a credit card- but the payment is less than the car, but roughly the same amount..hmmm.
3.A&L didn't give me the £100 for switching- gits..just because i had no DD's to switch! Said i didn't fit in with the T&C's- can't see how though. Should i close it? But Mr.B has no idea what is in there- so that is good and he has no access whatsoever- even better.
4. I haven't applied for anything for about 5 months- do you reckon i should go for another 0% card?

That's it for the moment- i will decide on a title later on...see which one best fits me at the mo.

GeorgeUK

If you clear off the credit card, is it possible they will offer you a 0% deal?
If so, that would save a search on your credit file.