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Do you think its viable to get a loan for...

Pornos and sex toys?

Im being serious, i work in the pornography industry, and with the recession, sales have gone down. I dont have enough money to buy the necessary equipment such as dildos and cyberians. You lot may judge me, but its what puts the food on the table for my family.

So can i get a loan for porno equipment?

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  • That sounds reasonable. You're trying to make ends meat of you're own business afterall.

    You should be able to get a loan out, they can't discriminate against you because you're in the !!!!!! industry. And, when you get the loan, you don't have to pay it back.
  • MickeyO wrote: »
    Pornos and sex toys?

    Im being serious, i work in the pornography industry, and with the recession, sales have gone down. I dont have enough money to buy the necessary equipment such as dildos and cyberians. You lot may judge me, but its what puts the food on the table for my family.

    So can i get a loan for porno equipment?


    removed my original serious post as I see your just a wind up merchant.
  • You're trying to make ends meat

    Brilliant. :rotfl:
  • Enfieldian
    Enfieldian Posts: 2,893 Forumite
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    Did you mean sybians in your first post?
  • And, when you get the loan, you don't have to pay it back.

    Why wouldn't he have to pay it back?
  • hoggums
    hoggums Posts: 213 Forumite
    Maybe you should invest in some viagra, film yourself and forget the expensive toys.
  • rog2
    rog2 Posts: 11,650 Forumite
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    MickeyO wrote: »
    So can i get a loan for porno equipment?

    How much do you need? :confused: :rotfl:
    I am NOT, nor do I profess to be, a Qualified Debt Adviser. I have made MANY mistakes and have OFTEN been the unwitting victim of the the shamefull tactics of the Financial Industry.
    If any of my experiences, or the knowledge that I have gained from those experiences, can help anyone who finds themselves in similar circumstances, then my experiences have not been in vain.

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  • The economy must be in real trouble if you can't make ends meet in the !!!!!! industry.

    Troll alert!!
  • elfen
    elfen Posts: 10,213 Forumite
    What's a cyberian/syberian? Or am I just thick.....

    Would have thought the OP could just stick himself online....I'm sure a webcam would be cheap
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  • peachyprice
    peachyprice Posts: 22,346 Forumite
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    rog2 wrote: »
    How much do you need? :confused: :rotfl:

    Money, or equipment Rog :rotfl:
    Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence and face your future without fear
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