Tesco glitch on Durex Play Gel

swannee_D_3

jarr wrote: »

What the hell is Durex gel? Is that like the one they use for bum fun?

you should know pal!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

gardner1

DUREX PLAY GEL
is this the same as play dough we used as kids:rolleyes:

Confuzzled

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Why not?? :rotfl: I guess I have no shame, it was a young lad that served me too, things like that dont faze me in the slightest

i once had my hold luggage searched in an american airport during a stop over flight, i had certainly not expected that, normally it's only hand luggage that ever gets checked. anyway, i was to be away for a few months and had erm packed my 'toys' in a plastic bag in my hold luggage.

the gentleman examining my bag was in fully military garb (this wasn't all that long after 9/11) and must have been perfectly trained as when he picked up the bag my face went white, this of course made him open it but i must give him credit, though he did crack a small smile he wrapped it back up, was very discreet and finished checking my baggaged without passing comment.

upon allowing me to leave, and i guess noticing i was still blushing a deep crimson, he leaned over and whispered 'don't worry mam, we've seen everything here, and that really wasn't all that bad' he then winked at me and helped me get my bag off the conveyor belt.... :eek: i couldn't get out of there fast enough!

after that, nothing would phase me either, at least if i went up to CS i would be the one in charge of the situation, twas only getting caught off guard that was so embarrassing! :rotfl:

Ivrytwr3

I was doing the customs job on flights back from Iraq to the UK, mainly squaddies who had done their 6 months.

On the X-Ray machine i saw the biggest dildo ever, it looked like a double ended thing!!

Anyway, i let the lads know which bag and to see if the girl picking it up was 'fit'

So, all eyes on this particular bag and who picks it up?

The biggest, hairiest squaddie ever, he must have been 7ft about 20 stone (solidily built!)

Fricking weirdo!

sinw

I got accused shoplifting in Tesco a while back, before they riffled through my bag i asked them to get the Police. They did, this lady pc arrived n started unpacking my bag. Out came one smelly sock I didnt know as in there, then she came across my condom and lube department I just looked at her suprise thinking oh god here it comes; anyway she was very good n left them in the bag so not too emaress me in front the Tesco Gastapo - oh no they didnt find ne thing i'd supposed to have stole..........

skybluearmyontour

I really want to make a funny comment on this thread...but I just can't think of anything that will do it justice lol. Good find.

The airport stories are funny. My mate was stopped at the security thing this summer and they asked him to open his bag as it had sharp items (diabetic needles) in it (never seen anyone asked to open their own bag before, it was a small regional US aiport...) and as he opened it a load of condoms fell onto the floor. He was pretty embarrassed while the security people rolled their eyes.

So there's a top travel tip...keep the condoms in the box as picking up a few scattered packets on the floor isn't much fun!