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JEDWARD's LIFE STORY!!!
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dampdaveski
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heard this on the news today
Those two pre pubescant untalented, something about mary hairstyled ####ing halfwits have been offered £250,000 for their life story:mad::mad::mad:
What's chapter one going to be? the type of fekking baby food they ate.
it's this kind of reaction by the media that will guarantee they both end up in the gutter smacked out of their t1ts before they hit 18.
don't know about you but I feel a lot better now I've got that off my chest
Those two pre pubescant untalented, something about mary hairstyled ####ing halfwits have been offered £250,000 for their life story:mad::mad::mad:
What's chapter one going to be? the type of fekking baby food they ate.
it's this kind of reaction by the media that will guarantee they both end up in the gutter smacked out of their t1ts before they hit 18.
don't know about you but I feel a lot better now I've got that off my chest
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hahaha who cares about these two twits enough for them to be paid that much for a life story of nothing! Cant wait to read it...honest !!0
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lol i like them and respect their attitude and innocence despite all the hate they're getting, but i agree a life story is taking it a bit far.0
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The world's shortest book."You were only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!!"0
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I can tell you their life story:
They were born. They grew up. They entered a TV singing competition. They lost. The End.
Who do I apply to for my £250k?No trees were killed to send this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. - Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)0
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