The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

Lost2

sizzler wrote: »

OK

Guy goes into the chemist to buy some condoms.

He notices a display saying olympic condoms for sale so he buys a pack of gold ones.

Later having a romantic night with his OH, they start getting a bit raunchy and she says did you get some condoms. He says yes some olympic ones in gold.

She turns over and says why di you not get silver and come second for a change.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:eek::o am shocked

confused76

philnicandamy wrote: »

soooooooo many rude replies...so little time though

:eek::eek::eek::rotfl:

IF

philnicandamy wrote: »

Glad to be here.....although be better if my Eye went down & I could see a little better

Oh Phil, I'm so sorry......xx Don't like you suffering x

philnicandamy

my own stupid fault....no feeling in hands poor mobility & wet bathroom floor me a ladder & some mold remover...the rest was history!

sizzler

Hi lost, how are you today:)

philnicandamy

Lost2 wrote: »

:eek::o am shocked

....I dont believe a word of it! :p:p:p

IF

Lost2 wrote: »

:eek::o am shocked

That's a good one Lost.......it's the others:eek::eek::eek::eek::rotfl::eek:

IF

philnicandamy wrote: »

my own stupid fault....no feeling in hands poor mobility & wet bathroom floor me a ladder & some mold remover...the rest was history!

Oh no!! you fell from a height....Phil x

sizzler

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

confused76

right my lovely friends (including mrs sizzler), i'm done in, bed for me

phil - i hope your eye is a bit better in the morning

night all xxx