The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

confused76

yes...i too am watching and cheering on Bat. i almost joined in but couldn't face it!

debtinfo

So_Sad_Angel wrote: »

Actually I nearly worked for a mortgage broker with a very similar name....I made the mistake of making a simple post yesterday but soon backed off! LOL

Ah you see you made the mistake of making some well thought out, concise and reasonable points

Edit - that was not what was needed at all

So_Sad_Angel

debtinfo wrote: »

Ah you see you made the mistake of making some well thought out, concise and reasonable points

Edit - that was not what was needed at all

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:LOL next time I shall just do my usual waffle & kill the thread dead !! hehe

My round....horlicks or hot chocolate anyone?...got marshmallows too!!

sizzler

Any Body in the inn yet.

I am having a quick one before college tonight.

Will try and be on line after any body got any good jokes to make us laugh.

My friend sent me this one.

What do yo call a bankrupt frog?

Baroake ! Baroake !:beer::beer::beer:

sizzler

A zoo is going bankrupt, before long all the money dries up and the zoo keeper, who is passionate about his animals, has no food left to feed them. One morning when he arrives at work all the bees in the bee house are dead. Upset he thinks "Well I cant waste them!" He took them over to the bird house and fed them to the finches.

After a week all the bees were gone and the finches starved to death, again saddened the zoo keeper thinks "Well I can't waste them, theres a lot of meat there!" So he took them over to the monkey house so the monkeys had something to eat.

Another week passed and after the finches were gone the monkeys starved to death, in one last attempt to save at least some of the animals the zoo keeper put all the dead chimps into a wheel barrow and rolled them over to the lions cage for the lions to eat. As he's approaching the enclosure one lion says to another "Oh my god not finch, chimps and bees again!"

fermi

Are you sure you're not Postie in disguise sizzler?

fermi

Was a deja-vu moment. I had to double check the username.

nervousmother

Well guys, im off to start to get ready.. office christmas meal tonight.. some posh fancy grub downed with champers... most expensive food iv eaten in a year.. so glad its the boss paying for it and not me :-)

fiveyearplan

Have fun NM!

fermi

Very envious here NM. :cool: