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The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

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  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    philnicandamy wrote: »
    It was ok thankfully...the last one though so my OH's shouting bring on the birth!! :p

    Oh! bless her....not long to go x
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • philnicandamy
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    Scarily not....she's been back in work this week finishes to start mat leave tomorrow...she does however keep insisting on watching the c4 prog "one born every minute" all it seems to do to me is scare the living crap out of me :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will
  • confused76
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    philnicandamy wrote: »
    It was ok thankfully...the last one though so my OH's shouting bring on the birth!! :p

    aw not long to go mate! x
  • philnicandamy
    philnicandamy Posts: 15,685 Forumite
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    confused76 wrote: »
    aw not long to go mate! x


    I know.....and i'm TERRIFIED! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    Well I think your going to be a fab dad x
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • philnicandamy
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    ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »
    Well I think your going to be a fab dad x


    well....I hope so :D
    We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will
  • IF
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    sizzler wrote: »
    Just realised sizzlers over a thousand:eek::eek::eek:

    Post counts, god im getting old, another ten years might catch you phil:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Well done Sizzles x:T
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
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    no wonder you're terrified if you keep watching that programme LOL

    it will be fine and you'll be an ace dad x
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    :hello: Morning confused, I forgot to ask your about your heating.......did you get it fixed x
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • sizzler
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    Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist! (true story)

    Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners
    and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity.
    The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

    American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
    windshields of their new high speed trains.
    Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

    When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken
    hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to
    smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest
    in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow..

    The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the
    experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.







    You're going to love this......

    Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:



    "Defrost the chicken."















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