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The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

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  • curly04
    curly04 Posts: 7,247 Forumite
    sizzler wrote: »

    star trekin across the universe.


    Only going forward cos we can't find reverse
    Total Weight Loss - 28lb and counting
    AD 17/11/2010
  • sizzler
    sizzler Posts: 5,094 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Too true curly:j
  • sizzler
    sizzler Posts: 5,094 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly.
    Ah canna work miracles, Captain.
    :rotfl:
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    Got a joke for you Sizzler...:beer:

    Two tourists driving through Wales.
    At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
    They stopped for lunch....one of the tourists asks the waitress “Before we order could you settle an argument, can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very, slowly?”
    The girl leans over and says, “Burrr-gurrr-king”.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • sizzler
    sizzler Posts: 5,094 Forumite
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    Thanks:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • solventsoon
    solventsoon Posts: 17,363 Forumite
    Love that joke, ifwishes ...

    Hi sizzler, nice to "see" you again :D

    All together now "Star Trekking across the universe, on the starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk ....."
    :) The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time :)
  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    ...only going forwards cos we can't find reverse!
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    :j just popped in for a half....:beer:
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • curly04
    curly04 Posts: 7,247 Forumite
    confused76 wrote: »
    ...only going forwards cos we can't find reverse!
    Been there done this joke yesterday :P

    Plus there is klingons on the starward bow
    Total Weight Loss - 28lb and counting
    AD 17/11/2010
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    I'll put a song on the jukebox me thinks!!
    :j:T:j:T:j:T:j:T:j:T:j:T
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
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