The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

sizzler

Top 10 Best Remarks by Golf Caddies
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> #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
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> Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
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> #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
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> Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
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> #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
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> Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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> #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
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> Caddy: "Eventually."
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> #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
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> Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
> coincidence."
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> #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
> of distraction."
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> Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
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> #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
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> Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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> #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
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> Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
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> #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
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> Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
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> and the #1 best caddy comment:
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> Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
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> Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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solventsoon

sizzler - where do you get them from, don't know whether to laugh or groan ...

sizzler

Cheers SS,

How you doing in late tonight?:j

solventsoon

I'm good thanks, sizzler, hope you are too?

solventsoon

NM - just been reading back through here and wanted to say I'm really sorry about what's happening with you. Hope things get better for you really soon.
SS x

sizzler

Good afternoon alll sizzler is in the inn:D

Been to work great day no snow so travell good. At college now doing some revision:j

Hi if NM is in hope you ok today.


Hi to everybody

Sizzlers thought for today

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough . You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.







No wonder men are happier

confused76

very good sizzles! like it...

sizzler

:eek:Thanks confused.:j

Whos in the inn:cool:

philnicandamy

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

curly04

i'm here
HELLO