The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

fermi

fiveyearplan wrote: »

Are you talking to me? spam button? Did I hit something by mistake?

Sorry, not you FYP. The others.......

MicheH

Yip fermi, touting for business - the cheek!

sizzler

Good evening all.

Really cold here but no snow.

Hope all had good day:j

Here is my crap joke of the day


A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

Eventually someone will laugh:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

MicheH

I liked that one Sizzler

sizzler

Hi Mich

Thanks:j:j:j:j

How are you? did face thing:beer:

MicheH

Ah, shall go look now

Feeling good, got a drive to Darlington in the morning (drop DH off at work because I need the car to take DD to school as ice is too slippy to walk carrying 1 year old) then heading for the Metro Centre.. trying to be uber organised for in the morning.

TDMum

..I think this could be one of those rare occasions where Scotland has better weather than England. No snow today, just yucky rain. Thankfully it's melting away all of the dirty snow WOOHOO! I can walk down my drive without fear of slipping on my backside and having the neighbours chickens giggling at me under their wings.

MicheH

TD you've been cracking me up tonight.. what was it, more bumps than an antenatal class. funny as

TDMum

Glad I can bring some smiles amist all the doom and gloom

nervousmother

Hope everyone at the INN is ok, not been around much watching tv with OH.. keep him sweet :-)
ill catch up tomorrow