The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

JCS1

Well, snowed in (again!) today. Council, in their infinite wisdom, did not grit the nearest main road It's that bad that the Police have shut the road.

fermi

JCS1 wrote: »

Well, snowed in (again!) today. Council, in their infinite wisdom, did not grit the nearest main road It's that bad that the Police have shut the road.

Eeeeek!

Glad it's not that bad here. Even seems to be melting a bit......

MicheH

Afternoon everyone Hope you're all well. Nothing going on in MH's world.. other than a pan of broth. Oh the joys!

Bethankim

hello treacle, ive missed ya kid...:D hows you?

i was actually going out, but not managed it yet, hey ho such is life life in the slow lane

MicheH

Did you get out Beth? It's still dodgy underfoot but very happy to see some rain (this coming from a big kid who loves the snow!) Nah, I think the freedom to roam is a luxury I'm not giving up.. being cooped up in the house makes for a dull and lonely life eh? I'm hoping that by Wednesday I can get the pushchair out and go somewhere.

MicheH

I've just relised. I have been bankrupt five months today. Nearly half way there - the time is going so quickly and since New Year I have put it all behind me. All filed away under 2009. Come far eh?!

nervousmother

Hi all, im home from a very busy day at work, the roads were awful this morning, it took me well over an hour to get in!! but luckily took me jsut 20mins to get home much better now :-)

sizzler

Hello Gang !

sizzlers joke of the day


A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny, Pat?”

“I just saw one of your garters!”
“Get out of my classroom,” she yells, “I don’t want to see you for three days!”
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, “What’s so funny, Billy?”
“I just saw both of your garters!”
Again, she yells, “Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don’t want to see you for three weeks!”
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
“Where do you think you’re going?” she asks.
“From what I just saw, my school days are over!”


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sizzler

we have a corsett wearer among us does it have garters on it:p:p:p:p

MicheH

Woah nm, I forget that it's not over for the rest of the country. So pleased you got home quicker tonight though.

Sizzler, that joke. Reminds me of when I used to work in the comprehensives. I had a thin wollen jumper on one day (never again!) They took the staff photo's for some newsletter they were sending out and on the photograph my bra was showing through.. I never lived that down!