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I'm planning to open a butchers - will the steaks be too high?
Cleaver
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Something on my horizon.
I notice the butchers near me are always packed despite only an average offering.
I used to work in a butchers but I got the chop. And if I opened my own butchers I would worry about employing homosexuals, especially if they are just going to mince about. I have experience selling cars too, so I have worked with bangers in the past. And if I did open a new business I would put my heart in to it and work offally hard, and I would make sure that it meats the demand of my customers. I'd make sure that when they came in I would be extra pheasant to them. Please don't rib me about my idea, I think it's veally, veally good, and insulting me would just be fowl. I'm totally game for it. And if you guys give me encouragement, I don't think I'll chicken out.
Anyone had any experience of such a business?
I notice the butchers near me are always packed despite only an average offering.
I used to work in a butchers but I got the chop. And if I opened my own butchers I would worry about employing homosexuals, especially if they are just going to mince about. I have experience selling cars too, so I have worked with bangers in the past. And if I did open a new business I would put my heart in to it and work offally hard, and I would make sure that it meats the demand of my customers. I'd make sure that when they came in I would be extra pheasant to them. Please don't rib me about my idea, I think it's veally, veally good, and insulting me would just be fowl. I'm totally game for it. And if you guys give me encouragement, I don't think I'll chicken out.
Anyone had any experience of such a business?
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I love you Cleaver.
(btw, why no pun on the name?)0 -
lostinrates wrote: »(btw, why no pun on the name?)
'Cos I'm just not that cleaver.0 -
I don't know a sausage about this subject !!!'In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are Consequences.'0
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Post withdrawn because I don't want to offend Cleaver (but I still thought it was a witty post).
Note to others - please do not take this as a precedent because there are plenty of people on this forum I would be very happy to offend.0 -
The idiots on this board fall for !!!!!! threads like this all the time.
It's just like lambs to the slaughter."The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know whether they are genuine or not" -
Albert Einstein0 -
Hope you have more success than the local lingerie shop - was really pants, then went bust.0
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Just burger off and do it.0
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