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carolt

wageslave wrote: »

I love you both.

PM your phone numbers. I am nice really

You're not only nice, you're v v clever. I have been a great admirer of yours ever since your sterling put-downs of julieq.

Masterful.

lostinrates

wageslave wrote: »

I love you both.

PM your phone numbers. I am nice really

harumph. I feel left out.

sjaypink

carolt wrote: »

I'm more of a Dairy Milk and Haagen Dasz girl, myself.

Yes, I'm sure. 'Smoother, silkier and more refined' than me? :rolleyes:

No need to b!tch carol



:rotfl:

wageslave

Yeah I am wonderfully bright. I came here to escape from all things male or rather to escape from being female.

And that seems to really working

vivatifosi

wageslave wrote: »

I am starved to death. I live on 800 calories a day

I dream of chocolate

My trip for a chocolate dream is to get some very sweet smelling shower gel, preferably chocolate scented, have a shower before bed washing arms last and go to bed laying on chocolate smelling arm. You won't, in spite of temptation, chew your arm off in your sleep but will instead have beautiful Lindt/Toblerone/Galaxy/Cadbury (delete as applicable) dreams and wake up very happy and contented.

If that fails, keep a four pack of ripples in your bedside cabinet and down the lot.

lostinrates

wageslave wrote: »

Yeah I am wonderfully bright. I came here to escape from all things male or rather to escape from being female.

And that seems to really working

we can't out run ourselves.


Why do you eat only 800 calories? Maybe you seek man drama for seratonin release? energy? you;d normally get through diet?

(BTW I'm a semi-starver too but mine is health reasons)

sjaypink

Erm, could any discussions about daily intake of sub- oooh, about 3000 calories please be taken to pm whilst i'm scoffing my choc and ice cream

Thanks :A

lostinrates

vivatifosi wrote: »

My trip for a chocolate dream is to get some very sweet smelling shower gel, preferably chocolate scented, have a shower before bed washing arms last and go to bed laying on chocolate smelling arm. You won't, in spite of temptation, chew your arm off in your sleep but will instead have beautiful Lindt/Toblerone/Galaxy/Cadbury (delete as applicable) dreams and wake up very happy and contented.

If that fails, keep a four pack of ripples in your bedside cabinet and down the lot.

I hate to smell of food. Chocolate, cookies and cream etc.

Coconut I can bear (a smell of childhood) and orange. sometimes honey, but I don't like smelling too sweet really. I have a paranois bees will find me (I had a bad childhood experience with a bdy shop perfume and a swarm of bees.)

wageslave

I cant eat any more. I have f*u*c*k*e*d my metabolism

I have had every eating disorder known to man and a few I suspect I have invented.

I look at a cake I put on four pounds

carolt

I'm all out of ice cream.

Like the chocolate shower idea, viva. Off to bed now as eyes unwilling to function due to knackering week.

You can sort my life out tomorrow night, if you're good.

Night night, all.

Plus OH is calling. Otherwise I'd probably stay here all night, propping my eyes open with little matchsticks or something.

Both the advantage and the disadvantage of being in a relationship - you don't have the same freedom...to do really stupid things.