Everyone Tigerfeets Not Well Lets Wish Her A Speedy Recovery

jennihen

My exMIL got reported to social services for looping the kids reins over the washing line!! Bide your time - one day they will be old enough to bring you a lemsip in bed and cook their own tea . . . . .

RichesToRags

Jenn what's the age limit on that then? My oldest is 20 and I'm still not allowed to be ill :rolleyes:

Apparently it's in the parental responsibility technical manual...

117 section 20: Parental sickness:

Father is allowed unlimited amounts of time off through the debilitating and medically recognised sickness MAN-FLU and requires bed rest and waitress service for any beer related illness [amended to recognise 'that dodgy bag of nuts' or 'only had one must've been a bad pint' as valid reasons]

Mother is not allowed to be sick it is against all the parental regulations, all sickness days must be used up before childbirth. In an emergency such as leg being severed mother is allowed to go to A&E but must take children with her and stop moaning its only a scratch. If mother HAS to take bed rest the penalties will be a wrecked house, a toast filled DVD player and all animals let loose.Consequently all children must bounce on mothers head until she gets up.

Can't argue with the manual

MicheH

RichesToRags wrote: »

Jenn what's the age limit on that then? My oldest is 20 and I'm still not allowed to be ill :rolleyes:

Apparently it's in the parental responsibility technical manual...

117 section 20: Parental sickness:

Father is allowed unlimited amounts of time off through the debilitating and medically recognised sickness MAN-FLU and requires bed rest and waitress service for any beer related illness [amended to recognise 'that dodgy bag of nuts' or 'only had one must've been a bad pint' as valid reasons]

Mother is not allowed to be sick it is against all the parental regulations, all sickness days must be used up before childbirth. In an emergency such as leg being severed mother is allowed to go to A&E but must take children with her and stop moaning its only a scratch. If mother HAS to take bed rest the penalties will be a wrecked house, a toast filled DVD player and all animals let loose.Consequently all children must bounce on mothers head until she gets up.

Can't argue with the manual

that is so funny!

peachyprice

Hope you feel better soon Tiggs.:A

tigerfeet2006

Cheers guys, as suspected it is a virus that it going around here. A lot of children have had it apparantly. Mine haven't, they just bought home the bug :rolleyes: Advice is fluids, paracetamol and bed rest :rolleyes: to which I snorted. She did say though that by the middle of the week I should be feeling better and by Friday be over the worst of it.

philnicandamy

long as you didnt end up like this....



both me & my OH had confirmed swine flu last week....boy is that tamiflu a weird drug! although my OH had to take the inhaled version...and it seemed to make her feel a little giddy!! all she seemed to do for nearly 2hrs after taking was giggle to herself...weird!!

take care of yourself TF...

tigerfeet2006

Aw! Phil, sorry to hear you were ill with the dreaded swine flu but glad you are on the mend.

Hope your OH's pregnancy is going well.

philnicandamy

we're doing great at the minute....I started with a bacterial chest infection after finishing the tamiflu but apparently it's something that can happen...coughed up both lungs the last few days & then some!!

she's doing really well....13wks now the sickness has now eased & she's a little more like her old self...although come home from work tonight not feeling too well!

RichesToRags

Phil that is hilarious, I nearly choked on my coffee!!

RichesToRags

Not your illness BTW, the pic