**Thursday Chat Thread* 17th Sep **EVENTUALLY!

Toto

Oh good lord, you will not believe what I did this morning.

I've just noticed that my hands are all stained orange/brown. I thought oh noooo, I've broken the bottle of wood stain I have in the garage (I've been garage clearing today). So, I went in to look what sort of mess there was, but nothing, the bottle is fine.

Scrubbed my hand, not coming off. I just changed Lily's bum and she is covered in it too. I realised that this morning I must have put fake tan on her instead of body lotion (she has dry skin). The bottles look exactly alike, the cleaner must have put my tanning lotion in the nappy box yesterday.

Any ideas how to un-tango a baby?:o

redsquirrel80

Toto wrote: »

Oh good lord, you will not believe what I did this morning.

I've just noticed that my hands are all stained orange/brown. I thought oh noooo, I've broken the bottle of wood stain I have in the garage (I've been garage clearing today). So, I went in to look what sort of mess there was, but nothing, the bottle is fine.

Scrubbed my hand, not coming off. I just changed Lily's bum and she is covered in it too. I only went and put fake tan on her this morning instead of body lotion (she has dry skin). The bottles look exactly alike, the cleaner must have put my tanning lotion in the nappy box yesterday.

Any ideas how to un-tango a baby?:o

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Pretend you did it deliberately, it could be the latest celebrity trend to have a tanned baby? :rotfl:

Toto

redsquirrel80 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Pretend you did it deliberately, it could be the latest celebrity trend to have a tanned baby? :rotfl:

She looks like a tiger there are that many stripes and blotches on her... I didn't half plaster it on. :rotfl:

(Land_of)_Maz

Toto wrote: »

Oh good lord, you will not believe what I did this morning.

I've just noticed that my hands are all stained orange/brown. I thought oh noooo, I've broken the bottle of wood stain I have in the garage (I've been garage clearing today). So, I went in to look what sort of mess there was, but nothing, the bottle is fine.

Scrubbed my hand, not coming off. I just changed Lily's bum and she is covered in it too. I realised that this morning I must have put fake tan on her instead of body lotion (she has dry skin). The bottles look exactly alike, the cleaner must have put my tanning lotion in the nappy box yesterday.

Any ideas how to un-tango a baby?:o

oh no!! what a nightmare!!!

poor lily!!!


but lol! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


sorry i don't have any advice really.... is it just her bum? or all over?

bookseller1980

jacs76 wrote: »

pop on down again, stay here with me no menfolk for 6 months woo hoo and a pub full of squaddies down the road, what more could you wish for x;)

Sound of reving engine - Bookie is on her way!

Been to Tesco. Very carefully avoided all the special offers on choccie bikkies etc and headedd for petrol pumps with my 5p off a litre voucher.
And there, lurking by the till, were limited availability .........
Wispa golds.

schoolrunmum

Oh Toto-sorry to laugh,but that's so funny!!!

bookseller1980

Toto wrote: »

Oh good lord, you will not believe what I did this morning.

I've just noticed that my hands are all stained orange/brown. I thought oh noooo, I've broken the bottle of wood stain I have in the garage (I've been garage clearing today). So, I went in to look what sort of mess there was, but nothing, the bottle is fine.

Scrubbed my hand, not coming off. I just changed Lily's bum and she is covered in it too. I realised that this morning I must have put fake tan on her instead of body lotion (she has dry skin). The bottles look exactly alike, the cleaner must have put my tanning lotion in the nappy box yesterday.

Any ideas how to un-tango a baby?:o

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Sorry Toto but nearly pmsl.
Perhaps a quick wipe down with domestos?

Toto

(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »

oh no!! what a nightmare!!!

poor lily!!!


but lol! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


sorry i don't have any advice really.... is it just her bum? or all over?

it's everywhere maz... I'm laughing too with my head in my hands.

I know boots do these wipes I think to get fake tan off but there is no way on earth I am going out with her looking like she does. Unless I do a michael jackson and put a scarf over her face.

Oh noooooooo.:rotfl:

elfen

Toto, I shouldn't laugh, but I may have to! You might be able to get away with washing her a bit to calm it down, then putting a hat and stuff on her (say she's a little poorly to any interefering old women you meet on the way) then go and getting the thingies. I'd get them myself for you if I lived nearby!

Also, is it more DFW to use a local leisure centre or to join the gym to help me lose weight? Considering I won't be going more than twice maybe three times a week and I want to go swimming as well as use the gym part?

Lucifa73

bookseller1980 wrote: »

Sound of reving engine - Bookie is on her way!

Been to Tesco. Very carefully avoided all the special offers on choccie bikkies etc and headedd for petrol pumps with my 5p off a litre voucher.
And there, lurking by the till, were limited availability .........
Wispa golds.

***Door slams as Luc starts pegging it to Bookies:D