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I'm such a cow...(rude sorry)

Just had a quick chat with OH about how long it is until the wedding, when I looked at him straight faced and said....

"You've got 390 days worth of blow jobs left, oh and that reminds me to stock up on paracetamol for all the headaches I'll have after the wedding"

He just looked at me like > > :eek:

Don't ask me where that come from, but my God it made me get a fit of the giggles! :rotfl::rotfl:
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty...
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  • lol i nearly spat out my tea then :)
    Married on 5th March 2010
    still lurking on the wedding board tho :rotfl:
  • xJayJayx
    xJayJayx Posts: 616 Forumite
    LMAO!
    That made my morning, i'll enjoy work now hahaha!
  • haha, hilarious
  • mgardner
    mgardner Posts: 388 Forumite
    shellsuit wrote: »
    Just had a quick chat with OH about how long it is until the wedding, when I looked at him straight faced and said....

    "You've got 390 days worth of blow jobs left, oh and that reminds me to stock up on paracetamol for all the headaches I'll have after the wedding"

    He just looked at me like > > :eek:

    Don't ask me where that come from, but my God it made me get a fit of the giggles! :rotfl::rotfl:

    Many thanks for a much needed laugh this miserable Monday morning just :rotfl:wondering though if oh still wants to get married
    Sealed pot challenge 543
  • shellsuit
    shellsuit Posts: 24,749 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Combo Breaker
    Glad I didn't offend anyone!

    OH got his own back anyway ~ he said once we're married, when he finishes work every evening, he will fly through the door and boom, "where's my dinner b!tch?!" :rotfl:

    Good job we share the same sense of humour hey! :D
    Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty...
  • lol, it's good when you can both laugh at each other
  • Ah fantastic!!!
    :j Baby boy arrived 22nd August 2012 :j
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    :j
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  • sammr85
    sammr85 Posts: 740 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    LMAO that made my afternoon!! Glad 2 see other couples have the same sense of humour as me and my OH
    Total Debt at LBM - £19107.03
    Total now - £11091.22
  • Sounds just like my OH, you sure it isn't the same person! He keeps telling me that WIFE stands for:
    Washing
    Ironing
    F***ing
    Etc! :rolleyes:
  • frannyann
    frannyann Posts: 10,970 Forumite
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    Opps MSE towers is in for shock as I accidently 'linked' it instead of thanked it! :eek:Hopefully they will giggle as much as I did :rotfl:
    :rotfl:Ahahah got my signature removed for claiming MSE thought it was too boring :rotfl:
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