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E: 11/09 Win £25 - some effort required (email)
Skippycat
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The People newspaper is giving away £25 to whoever has their joke printed as 'Joke of the Week'.
Email your best joke and your contact details to [EMAIL="mailbox@people.co.uk"]mailbox@people.co.uk[/EMAIL] (subject: Joke of the Week).
Please note that this may also be listed in the regular comps.
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! :beer:
Email your best joke and your contact details to [EMAIL="mailbox@people.co.uk"]mailbox@people.co.uk[/EMAIL] (subject: Joke of the Week).
Please note that this may also be listed in the regular comps.
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! :beer:
2022 wins include.... £1,000 cheque £150 ASDA gift card £250 Impericon gift voucher £100 cheque £100 of plant bulbs £100 Bower Collective voucher
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A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked,
"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."2017 wins: *optimist*0
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