Notice to newcomers - part 5

Nargleblast

Life is a series of battles, Numpty, so get your armour on, grab that sword and go and insert it somewhere painful (painful for the job centre twonks of course, not for you!!!) Good luck, we are all rooting for you!

So_Sad_Angel

Time for another BUMP I think.

Happy Friday Everyone.:j:j

Angiexx

Numpty_Monkey

Just been back down to joke centre, with a form I shouldn't have needed to do if they had done it at my review like they are meant to

Lula-Hula

Are you eligible for some free training yet Numpty ?

Lula-Hula

encore une bosse

Horace

Afternoon all.

Numpty - write a letter to your MP saying that you want to complain to the parliamentary ombudsman (enclose a letter to her as well), the letter will find its way to the District Manager for your jobcentre and you can contact them and complain about how your benefits have been messed about because of the nincompoops employed at your local jobcentre.

Its been a noisy day here today - I havent got any work done at all because of the new neighbours from hell who live downstairs playing extremely loud music:mad: It was so bad that I went and banged on their door but they refused to open it (good job too because I would have put my lump hammer through their stereo system). I decided that as they had also been stinking out my flat with dope again that I would call the landlord - he told me that he will evict them and will serve notice on them today:j Its not fair on other people in the block - taxi matey who lives next door works nights, the girls above me also work nights, none of us want to be disturbed by inconsiderate twonks.

There has also been a lot of police activity today - 3 police cars waiting outside my flat and then slowly cruising down towards the flats at the end - the beauty parlour had already said that there had been a lot of police activity at the flats yesterday too - now I wonder what is going on:rolleyes:

Numpty_Monkey

:rolleyes:I'm off to my birthday party:o

Should have asked some people from here
but i forgot:o:o:o:o:o

Wol2

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

:rolleyes:I'm off to my birthday party:o

Should have asked some people from here
but i forgot:o:o:o:o:o

Enjoy your party Numpty ..:beer::beer:.and don;t worry - we are having a mahoosive troll bashing DFW celebration next year (July) for your thirty tenth, Smashed's extra special and my nearly extra special......(you can loan me one of your years :rotfl::rotfl:) at Piggie Glastonbury..:dance::dance:...so you can invite who you want

xxx

GunJack

Ey up gang How's we all doing ??

So_Sad_Angel

Horace wrote: »

Afternoon all.

There has also been a lot of police activity today - 3 police cars waiting outside my flat and then slowly cruising down towards the flats at the end - the beauty parlour had already said that there had been a lot of police activity at the flats yesterday too - now I wonder what is going on:rolleyes:

Are you Ok H ? sounds awful please take care...... if we don`t hear from you we shall send the search party round! Its currently out in Wiltshire looking for a guy called rog in his ASDA van !!!