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The ultimate incentive proposed! Buying a house, a wedding, and staying debt free.

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  • Dinah93
    Dinah93 Posts: 11,466 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker Bake Off Boss!
    You're suggesting I rent him out as a hooker?! If I'm going to do that might as well certify him as clean and use him for desperate mid-30s who want a baby but no strings!
    Debt January 1st 2018 £96,999.81
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  • Poolie
    Poolie Posts: 1,882 Forumite
    Dinah93 wrote: »
    Nice one Poolie.

    It would be if I was seeing any of it. OH has already ear marked if for savings and suitcase shopping.

    If she waits till after the summer holidays ie post Mid-September then she should be able to get a case a lot cheaper.

    PS - Anybody else having problems sleeping recently. I have ended up on the living room floor for the last 4 nights because I have been too hot. Think I might go for a sleep on the bottom of the swimming pool.

    NIM - Looks like post 6pm this is the boy zone for an hour.
  • N.I.M
    N.I.M Posts: 2,248 Forumite
    Dinah93 wrote: »
    You're suggesting I rent him out as a hooker?! If I'm going to do that might as well certify him as clean and use him for desperate mid-30s who want a baby but no strings!

    Erm do I have a say in this?
    This was 6 months out of date so I've changed it.
    :j:j:j:j
  • Poolie
    Poolie Posts: 1,882 Forumite
    Dinah93 wrote: »
    You're suggesting I rent him out as a hooker?! If I'm going to do that might as well certify him as clean and use him for desperate mid-30s who want a baby but no strings!

    Not as a hooker but let the ladies know what Irishmen have to offer. Romance, charm and an occassional drink problem with Guiness.

    There would be non of that funny business! He is only allowed to have funny business or aerobatics with you!
  • Poolie
    Poolie Posts: 1,882 Forumite
    N.I.M wrote: »
    Erm do I have a say in this?

    By the looks of things you better speak up very very quickly as the thought is passing through!
  • N.I.M
    N.I.M Posts: 2,248 Forumite
    Poolie wrote: »
    PS - Anybody else having problems sleeping recently. I have ended up on the living room floor for the last 4 nights because I have been too hot. Think I might go for a sleep on the bottom of the swimming pool.

    NIM - Looks like post 6pm this is the boy zone for an hour.

    I've been tossing and turning a bit, but thats about it.

    And I like that poolie, I get home by half 5 so it'll be ours till after me tea, that said do we really wanna liink the thread to one of Irelands worst ever creations?
    This was 6 months out of date so I've changed it.
    :j:j:j:j
  • Dinah93
    Dinah93 Posts: 11,466 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker Bake Off Boss!
    N.I.M wrote: »
    Erm do I have a say in this?

    Yes, but mine is the deciding vote. We only need £58 a day. Thats about 18-20 dates with lonely single women prepared to pay!
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  • Poolie
    Poolie Posts: 1,882 Forumite
    Dinah93 wrote: »
    Yes, but mine is the deciding vote. We only need £58 a day. Thats about 18-20 dates with lonely single women prepared to pay!

    How much were you expecting to charge per hour. I think you could up the rate to at least £100.
  • Poolie
    Poolie Posts: 1,882 Forumite
    N.I.M wrote: »
    I've been tossing and turning a bit, but thats about it.

    And I like that poolie, I get home by half 5 so it'll be ours till after me tea, that said do we really wanna liink the thread to one of Irelands worst ever creations?

    Well if needs must. I am usually awake at 5:30pm unless mobbed at work - very rarely happens
  • Dinah93
    Dinah93 Posts: 11,466 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker Bake Off Boss!
    Poolie wrote: »
    How much were you expecting to charge per hour. I think you could up the rate to at least £100.

    Hmmm I was thinking £80 because he has a lovely little baby face and they might ID him. He's the Tesco Value line of escorts, all the same contents but no frills. Right, so maybe 16 dates with lonely women, thats do-able right?!

    We have £88 known due from MSs in early September, and, erm, £40 in the penguin.... so thats what, over 7% there already?!
    Debt January 1st 2018 £96,999.81
    Debt September 20th 2022 £2991.68- 96.92% paid off
    Met NIM 23/06/2008
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