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My story so far
maxmycardagain
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I was born at a very early age
I was so ugly the midwife smacked my mum
I was so ugly Mum would only feed me with a catapult
I was so ugly Mum had to tie a bone round my neck before the dog would play with me
Dad taught me how to swim, the hard bit was getting out the sack
Id go to school and find Mum and Dad had moved..
The rent man thought we were chinese cos we used to shout "Shee int in" thru the letterbox
We were so poor we used dip our bread in next doors gravy
We couldnt afford xmas tree candles, we wheeled grandad in and let him sneeze on the tree
Mum used to get our clothes from the Army and navy surplus store
(try going to school dressed as a japanese admiral)
I was so ugly the midwife smacked my mum
I was so ugly Mum would only feed me with a catapult
I was so ugly Mum had to tie a bone round my neck before the dog would play with me
Dad taught me how to swim, the hard bit was getting out the sack
Id go to school and find Mum and Dad had moved..
The rent man thought we were chinese cos we used to shout "Shee int in" thru the letterbox
We were so poor we used dip our bread in next doors gravy
We couldnt afford xmas tree candles, we wheeled grandad in and let him sneeze on the tree
Mum used to get our clothes from the Army and navy surplus store
(try going to school dressed as a japanese admiral)
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.. and then you got discharged from bankruptcy.
:j :j
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did happen to mention i was discharged?0
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Discharged max?? when was that??We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will0
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Mad max !
- not a Mel Gibson look alike tho ?? - wont interest me, but maybe Dalip ................ !
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Max and Dalip are already promised.
:j :j
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fiveyearplan wrote: »Max and Dalip are already promised.
imnot sure about "her", you know what the internet is like, i think im being groomed by her and shes really "greg" from abergavenny0 -
Oh well whatever the outcome you'll still enjoy rocking that caravan in skeggy!
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