The Mystery Shopping Thread - X

pinkprincess39

ukmonkey wrote: »

Why's that so funny?! :o

She seems like a cool lass, we'd have a laugh I'm sure!

Im sure you would!!!:D

And as I said you were only an example!!

Rosy_Violet

ukmonkey wrote: »

• Hello Madam, I'm conducting survey on behalf of the shop you've just left. Would you mind answerering a few questions? Yes/No
• Could you please qualify that answer with a comment?
• Sorry your comment must be at least 50 words ( approx 30 characters)
• Did you make a purchadse today? Y/N
• How much did it cost?
• Did you pay with cash?
• If yes, what years was embossed on the coins that we handed over? If you did not pay with coins, what were the serial numbers of the notes that you paid with?
• How many different buttons did the till boy press on his till?
• What was the barcode number of the third item purchased by the person who has JUST walked out. There...look, her over there.

I love it!

felixthemoggy

ukmonkey wrote: »

• Hello Madam, I'm conducting survey on behalf of the shop you've just left. Would you mind answerering a few questions? Yes/No
• Could you please qualify that answer with a comment?
• Sorry your comment must be at least 50 words ( approx 30 characters)
• Did you make a purchadse today? Y/N
• How much did it cost?
• Did you pay with cash?
• If yes, what years was embossed on the coins that we handed over? If you did not pay with coins, what were the serial numbers of the notes that you paid with?
• How many different buttons did the till boy press on his till?
• What was the barcode number of the third item purchased by the person who has JUST walked out. There...look, her over there...

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I dread to think....

Naughty Monkey lulling her into a false sense of security there !!!
you should know by now that each one of those questions should be followed by

• Could you please qualify that answer with a comment?
• Sorry your comment must be at least 50 words ( approx 30 characters)

The full survey will be:

• Hello Madam, I'm conducting survey on behalf of the shop you've just left. Would you mind answerering a few questions? Yes/No
• Could you please qualify that answer with a comment?
• Sorry your comment must be at least 50 words ( approx 30 characters)
• Did you make a purchadse today? Y/N
• Could you please qualify that answer with a comment?
• Sorry your comment must be at least 50 words ( approx 30 characters)
• How much did it cost?
• Could you please qualify that answer with a comment?
• Sorry your comment must be at least 50 words ( approx 30 characters)
• Did you pay with cash?
• Could you please qualify that answer with a comment?
• Sorry your comment must be at least 50 words ( approx 30 characters)
• If yes, what years was embossed on the coins that we handed over? If you did not pay with coins, what were the serial numbers of the notes that you paid with?
• Could you please qualify that answer with a comment?
• Sorry your comment must be at least 50 words ( approx 30 characters)
• How many different buttons did the till boy press on his till?
• Could you please qualify that answer with a comment?
• Sorry your comment must be at least 50 words ( approx 30 characters)
• What was the barcode number of the third item purchased by the person who has JUST walked out. There...look, her over there...
• Could you please qualify that answer with a comment?
• Sorry your comment must be at least 50 words ( approx 30 characters)

just going to run and hide in a corner now !!!!

ukmonkey

felixthemoggy wrote: »

Whilst I've got a minute I was just wondering if ESA reported back to the competitor travel agents because todays shop was [STRIKE]attrocious[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]atrocious[/STRIKE] disgraceful. I asked to book a late deal going anytime next week and the travel agent gave me a brochure and said to come back when I had decided where I wanted to go !!!:eek: helloooooo !!!!!!!
I really want them to get a copy of my report but alas I fear they won't.

Also, a very similar thing happened to me a couple of months ago, some people on here may recall calling me every name under the sun for calling the woman something along the lines of "a stupid b*tch". I explained that if it was a bloke, I'd have called him something equally quited, but I don't think it sunk in...!

Also, atrocious, so you're second attempt was actually correct!

Hollypear

Rosy_Violet wrote: »

Hollypear "My point is as you say that is what the companies want. You to pose as one of their normal type of customers.

And those who know me well will confirm I am indeed a poser."



Thanks Hollypear :j

There's nothing I like more than posing!
I love thinking into my roles....In one day I can go from hiring something on the never never because of my CCJs to paying cash for a classy motor!

Lead us to the stage!:dance:

You obviously do shiny bungalows like I do. Dress up like a downtrodden housewife and being Glaswegian put on a Billy Connolly accent.

BTW That is how we get round the do not mention client thing.

So hence golden arches and red shop places etc.

Just waych out for ukmonkey though. He had a sex change last night.

Stage not me I am aiming for MI5.

ukmonkey

ukmonkey wrote: »

what years was embossed on the coins that we handed over?

OMG! Fire me!

ukmonkey

Hey truly1 - have you been away?

pinkprincess39

By the way monkey Im intrigued......you said you were a bloke but I seem to recall quite a few posts back you said you got a bra job!! The mind boggles !!!!!!

ukmonkey

Hollypear wrote: »

Just waych out for ukmonkey though. He had a sex change last night.

:rotfl:
I LOLed!

Also, do you wear a string vest, or is that a bit too personal a question?! :rotfl:

ukmonkey

pinkprincess39 wrote: »

By the way monkey Im intrigued......you said you were a bloke but I seem to recall quite a few posts back you said you got a bra job!! The mind boggles !!!!!!

Nooo, I applied for one, but didn't get it. I was gonna get the gf to do it, well, I'm sure the brief would say that I had to go with her, obviously, so that I could report on all the other aspects.