The Compers Inn - Part 23

melvis

I'm putting hair straighteners on tonight's scramble as mine have died and I can't afford new ones and the frizz is too much to bare :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

cistolic

Hope I dont get in trouble for posting this but thought it funny

Dear Friend
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt..

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Lynsey76

melvis wrote: »

I'm putting hair straighteners on tonight's scramble as mine have died and I can't afford new ones and the frizz is too much to bare :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I will tweet for you hun I would be lost without my straighteners! Frizz City :rotfl:

Jokey

Hi everyone

Took some iron this morning and I feel quite a lot better, so relieved My birthday on Thurs tbh I just haven't thought about it at all, it just sort of crept up. Not planning anything, never do.

Hope everyone is well

Munchkim

bucks73

sweetiepie1982 wrote: »

Hi everyone

Took some iron this morning and I feel quite a lot better, so relieved My birthday on Thurs tbh I just haven't thought about it at all, it just sort of crept up. Not planning anything, never do.

Hope everyone is well

Hi:hello: glad you feel a bit better

cmcconnell

i know BB is on but i tink everyone should watch bbc three!!!

ThinkingOfLinking

I'll go and check out Scramble....I think my weekly is only in 5th place still...*hint hint lol*

blackmidnight

cmcconnell wrote: »

i know BB is on but i tink everyone should watch bbc three!!!

the progamme on at 9? I'm recording it to watch tomorrow

cathyj

cmcconnell wrote: »

i know BB is on but i tink everyone should watch bbc three!!!

why whts on?