E: 24/07 Win £25 - some effort required (email)

Skippycat

The People newspaper is giving away £25 to whoever has their joke printed as 'Joke of the Week'.

Email your best joke and your contact details to [EMAIL="mailbox@people.co.uk"]mailbox@people.co.uk[/EMAIL] (subject: Joke of the Week).

Please note that this may also be listed in the regular comps.

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! :beer:

Diane_H

Here's mine:

JEFF GORDON HIRES HARLEM YOUNGSTERS

The decision to hire Harlem youngsters was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set
of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of
high tech specialized equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold
move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds
they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the
car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
Gordon's wife in the shower.

ihateipswich

Here's mine

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."