free belly laugh! (sound needed)

tim_sam

Really funny, but i guess she was so busy listening to each individual word she didnt even realise what she was saying lol

jeannieb3

That was so mash fun!

pinkhammy

Very good - just wot the doctor ordered!! lol

whizzkid_3

the site this was on - boreme.com- has a lot of funny stuff on it! worth checking out !

SDP

That was just what I needed :rotfl:

ema34

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
thanks for the good laugh op

rizla01

looby75 wrote:

Surely no one is that thick LOL

Er! Donno though.

anyone else find this on the same site?



Big Brother 3 - Day 13, 12:50

If the housemates ever get a task based on their knowledge of geography, they would be advised to steer Jade well clear of answers.
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As Jade woke Spencer this morning, her remarkable lack of geographic nous came to the fore. She may have already consumed a few small alcoholic beverages to toast her 21st birthday, but the following transcript is somewhat tough to comprehend.

Starting by asking Spencer what he does for a living, this is bound to go down as a Jade chat that will live with her forever:

Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back of gondolas, pushing it around?"

Jade: "They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?"

Spencer: "No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge."

Jade: "Is there not the Thames there?"

Spencer: "No!"

Jade: "Is there a river called the Cambridge river?"

Spencer: "Yeah, it's called the Cam."

Jade: "Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London."

Spencer: "It is. I don't live in London."

Jade: "I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew Birmingham weren't in London."

Spencer: "Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?"

Jade: "No..."

Spencer: "Cambridge is a city."

Jade: "But we've got a city in London."

Spencer: "Yes. This city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city."

Jade: "Of where? Kent?"

Jade: "Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things?"

Spencer: "What country am I from? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire."

Jade: "So not Kent then?"

Spencer: "Nooooo.... The region is called East Anglia."

Jade: "East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?"

Spencer: "Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?"

Jade: "Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?"

Spencer: "Well, I hate to say it, but you are."

Jade: "Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it?"

Spencer: "No... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different."

Jade: "So they're not together? Where's Berlin?"

Spencer: "Germany..."

Secret_Lady

:T :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

SDP wrote:

That was just what I needed :rotfl:

Very funny, she was probably concentrating so hard that she didn't realise just what she was saying but it was funny.... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

bensmum_2

This clip was from "hold your plums" used to be on Radio Merseyside every Sunday, and all the contestants were just as bad. Some more of these are on the radio merseyside website.

megamouth2

OMG ROFL!!! Pottytoes. lol. cant wait 4 the next time I have mash!