The Compers Inn - Part 22

Lakshmi7

Man Gives Up On Women
April 10, 2003 - Atlanta, USA
Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what women really want. This came after a recently published report estimating American corporations had spent over $1 billion dollars in 2001 to determine what want women want from their products and marketing, and had largely failed. "If combining rooms full of highly skilled experts and truckloads of money can't figure these women out, how on earth is the typical blue collar man with $28,000 after tax dollars a year supposed to?" said Mr. Ross during an interview with Atlanta news reporters. "It may be that these women themselves have no idea what they are looking for or what will win them over. Many admit to having the exact same qualities in one man be endearing, while in another, off-putting." Mr. Ross's web site has generated over 32,000 letters of support from other men in its guest book since his announcement earlier in the day.

Munchkim

fire**fly

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Munchkim

Lakshmi7

Notice to Employees
(includes part-time workers)
SICKNESS
We will no longer accept your doctors' statements as proof of illness. We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work.
LUNCH
If you really must eat, eat at your desk. Any time spent heating lunch in the microwave will be deducted in five minute increments.
LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY
We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained and paid for. Anyone having operations will be FIRED immediately.
PREGNANCY I
In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go to the first aid room ONLY once the contractions are five minutes apart. If it is false labor, you will have to take an hour's leave without pay.
DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone your job prior to your departure.
This new benefit program started yesterday and all penalties will be retroactive.
The Management

ikkle87

omg munchy!!! @ the pepsi one!!

mad_gemma

guess who's back and full of icecream?

ikkle87

yayyyy hi gemma u have a good time?

mad_gemma

ikkle87 wrote: »

runs into the inn crying - sooooo happy, there are amazing people on this site - amazing!!!

you aren't the only one to have a kindly Play fairy come their way
I won't name them as I don't know how they'd feel about it but they know who they are

Tulip

:hello: Everyone,

wow the ipod shuffle is doing well 85 Tweets,My Nokia 5800 is standing now at 26 Tweets draw position is 6.

:hello: Gem,Hope you had a great time at the festival and enjoyed your icecream.

Katie xxx