Future Fuels

DiggerUK

I wonder how my employers would react, if at the next round of wage negotiations, we asked for some changes to our job descriptions.

"We would like to turn up for work when we want".

"We will produce what we want, when we feel like doing so".

"We don't care if we produce at a time, when your customers don't want what we produce".

"We will make no commitment to satisfy the customer by producing what they need, when they need it"

"We will expect the tax payer to cough up for this lack of efficiency"

"We want you to power the workplace with a 9th century piece of technology, that was superseded by 19th century technology, that was in turn superseded by 20th century Nuclear technology"

"We want this to be called The Breeze Wheeze agreement".

The Daily Mail would have a field day with that one. I can see the front page now, with a picture of Al Gore holding his Mickey Mouse Nobel Prize.