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If men were allowed to plan weddings....
*Louise*
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Just for fun...... got the idea from comments on another thread lol
If men were allowed to plan weddings:
-Weddings would never be on a Saturday in case there was a footie match.
-In fact, there would be NO weddings during the whole football season.
- Toasts would be made with lager
- Mother In Laws wouldn't be allowed to attend
- To 'love, honour and OBEY' would be brought back into the vows..:rotfl:
- The vows would last about 5 mins - max.
Add your own!!:D:rotfl:
If men were allowed to plan weddings:
-Weddings would never be on a Saturday in case there was a footie match.
-In fact, there would be NO weddings during the whole football season.
- Toasts would be made with lager
- Mother In Laws wouldn't be allowed to attend
- To 'love, honour and OBEY' would be brought back into the vows..:rotfl:
- The vows would last about 5 mins - max.
Add your own!!:D:rotfl:
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lol....I dont want to repeat my OH's theyre to scary to say again :eek:0
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Have we started something Val...
* The cake would be made into the shape of a woman's breast
* Vows would mention cooking and sex
* Idiots who tried to dance with the bride (unless they were really old) would get punched in the head
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You wouldnt be given jewellery as a present to wear at your wedding, you would be given an apron instead and for every celebration after that you would be given a kitchen appliance.0
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- Stag nights would be a fortnight abroad
- Flowers....what flowers?Cross Stitch Cafe member No. 32012 170-194 2013 195-207.Hello Kitty ballerina 208.AVA 209.OLIVIA 210.ELLA 211.CARLA 212.LOUISE 213.CHARLEY 214.Mother & Child 215.Stop Faffing Completed 2014 216.Stitchers Sampler. 217.Let Them Be Small 218.Keep Calm 219. Ups and downs 220. Annniversary piece 221. 2x Teachers gifts 222. Peacock 223. Tooth Fairy 224. Beth Birth pic 225. Circe the Sorceress Cards x 240 -
Just for fun...... got the idea from comments on another thread lol
If men were allowed to plan weddings:
- To 'love, honour and OBEY' would be brought back into the vows..:rotfl:
My h2b thinks that is still said :rotfl::D
he'd also try to inclue...
sex every day of the week - every week
I must not fancy men in uniform
I must learn to make gravy like his mum
I must learn to window shop
Can you tell we may already have had this discussion
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Just asked my oh and he said STRIPPERS:rotfl::rotfl: as we say up here Aye right!!!
He did say a few months ago when I gave him a mr men "Mr Perfect" T shirt as a wee pressie "Oh I can wear that with my jeans for the wedding":eek:Booo!!!0 -
- Ministers/registrars should be replaced by playboy bunnies to conduct the service
- It will become a tradition for the bride to buy the groom an expensive present on the morning of the weddingCross Stitch Cafe member No. 32012 170-194 2013 195-207.Hello Kitty ballerina 208.AVA 209.OLIVIA 210.ELLA 211.CARLA 212.LOUISE 213.CHARLEY 214.Mother & Child 215.Stop Faffing Completed 2014 216.Stitchers Sampler. 217.Let Them Be Small 218.Keep Calm 219. Ups and downs 220. Annniversary piece 221. 2x Teachers gifts 222. Peacock 223. Tooth Fairy 224. Beth Birth pic 225. Circe the Sorceress Cards x 240 -
We actually did originally have our wedding on a day where there would not be any football... but we had to change the date so now it is April 17th. I am dreading the fixtures coming out and it being the day of the Manchester derby...although that should be over by 3pm!0
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If men were allowed to plan the wedding. You'd be nipped in for a quickie then fish and chips afterwards. Afterall, it's about getting married, not all the fluff isn't it? (Their words not mine)0
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