The Compers Inn - Part 20

wingobins

Night cmc xx
Mar.cresham..think everyone tired now doing our TT gigs!
Night ginger xx

I'm off too guys, gonna check the IWIWIW then it's bed for me, night xx

Mar.cresham

wingobins wrote: »

Night cmc xx
Mar.cresham..think everyone tired now doing our TT gigs!

Yea seen everyone talking when i was reading back regards take that but could not understand what it was all about :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

ikkle87

woohoo another 20 quid on magnum, thats 40 quid today and a dvd - happy lady lol

wingobins

Well done ikkle!

Lynsey76

Night all that have gone x
Just got a funny email, and thought I'd share It made me laugh x

Apparently these were all written in their essays by GCSE students.

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the interview portion of Family Fortunes.

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer.

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.

Even in his last years, Grandpa had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

'Oh, Jason, take me!' she panted, her breasts heaving like a student on 31p-a-pint night.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.'

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Glenda Jackson MP in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Robin Cook MP, Leader of the House of Commons, in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the suspension of Keith Vaz MP.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free cash point.

The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium.

It was a working class tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with their power tools.

He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a dustcart reversing.

Jokey

:rotfl: That has just cheered me right up!! Great, hahaha, can you believe some kids, hahaha. Awww, I guess they're under a lot of pressure xx

Jokey

ikkle87 wrote: »

havent noticed more thanks - some prizes always get a lot more thanks than others

I know hun, but the ones I have enetered have definitely got more thanks than the same sort of comp last month!! There is no doubt about it. One has thanks of 950+!! xx

Mar.cresham

Understand the take that thing now. Trust me to miss it :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

ktflosspot

Can I ask am I in a tt team or not trying to read back .........but may have ahad a few too many sherrys this pm

ikkle87

I just broke my brain