The Compers Inn - Part 18

Nicky63

Urgggh! I've just woken up! not like me at all I am all of a tizzy now.

Ladies with little kids, don't EVER think you will get your lives back and there will be a time when you don't worry about them and not have sleepless nights. My DS (24) has caught a tummy bug from somewhere and he was so ill in the night, the bathroom is next to our bedroom so it woke me up when he was being ill, I couldn't just lay there, had to see if I could help at all, which of course I couldn't. So went back to bed and lay there listening to him then worrying myself to death that my DD (26) would catch it for tomorrow! She has a really important interview for a big grown up graduate job, for which she has spent her entire educationional life training for and she can't be ill!! arrghhhhh!! Make them all leave home at 16 if you can!! lol

cmcconnell

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I??

cmcconnell

A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water.

How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?

Nicky63

Really doesn't bother me CMC I'm not into football at all, DD's new boyfriend is a Saints supporter, I knew there had to be a fault somewhere

mad_gemma

cmcconnell wrote: »

ive got a good joke.... portsmouth FC!!!! LOL ( wasted on most of you lol)

best joke EVER! :T:T:T:rotfl:

Nicky63 wrote: »

Really doesn't bother me CMC I'm not into football at all, DD's new boyfriend is a Saints supporter, I knew there had to be a fault somewhere

Clearly the boy has taste :rotfl:

NB: I'm not actually a supporter, I hate football, posting for the OH's benefit

Munchkim

You're a daughter then

fire**fly

Munchkim wrote: »

loving it munchkim

Splodz

Keep the jokes coming... need them today.

jenniwren12

Nicky63 wrote: »

Urgggh! I've just woken up! not like me at all I am all of a tizzy now.

Ladies with little kids, don't EVER think you will get your lives back and there will be a time when you don't worry about them and not have sleepless nights. My DS (24) has caught a tummy bug from somewhere and he was so ill in the night, the bathroom is next to our bedroom so it woke me up when he was being ill, I couldn't just lay there, had to see if I could help at all, which of course I couldn't. So went back to bed and lay there listening to him then worrying myself to death that my DD (26) would catch it for tomorrow! She has a really important interview for a big grown up graduate job, for which she has spent her entire educationional life training for and she can't be ill!! arrghhhhh!! Make them all leave home at 16 if you can!! lol

Fingers crossed your daughter stays well Nicky. And hope her interview goes really well.

xx

cmcconnell

If !!!!!!'s father is Tom's son, what relation is !!!!!! to Tom?