The Compers Inn - Part 17

anniebanannie

This didn't happen today but it is quite interesting/funny and it was Gemma's question about a graze which made me remember.....
many years ago both myself and hubby were very drunk after a wedding and he fell asleep on the sofa. I was adamant he would come to bed so I made him take off his clothes but he was so wrecked he fell on the floor. I then proceeded to drag him to bed!! In the morning he rolled over in bed to give me a wee kiss and let out the most almighty scream. Because I had dragged him on his front through the house he had horrendous carpet burns on his knees and during the night he had slept on his back and the covers stuck to them :eek: He forgave me and was relieved that I had left his pants on

melvis

anniebanannie wrote: »

This didn't happen today but it is quite interesting/funny and it was Gemma's question about a graze which made me remember.....
many years ago both myself and hubby were very drunk after a wedding and he fell asleep on the sofa. I was adamant he would come to bed so I made him take off his clothes but he was so wrecked he fell on the floor. I then proceeded to drag him to bed!! In the morning he rolled over in bed to give me a wee kiss and let out the most almighty scream. Because I had dragged him on his front through the house he had horrendous carpet burns on his knees and during the night he had slept on his back and the covers stuck to them :eek: He forgave me and was relieved that I had left his pants on

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

NoNameWoman

Sorry guys just want to give you all a laugh:

looking for places to book for OH's birthday (actually reading reviews) and someone wrote this:

"This B@B is very, very poor. We booked by looking at pictures but then read comments. Some good some bad. I can only assume that owner wrote the good ones!!! Scam. The house was freezing cold and smelly, the rooms not ready at the 2:00 check-in. The owner was still in bed when we got there and was abrupt and aggressive when questioned. We were able to walk in any room in the house - none were secure. Owner was not bothered when we said we were leaving - why not??? He had are money."

:rotfl::rotfl: OMG sorry I am laughing I know I should not, the Internet is great, this was not a cheap place either sorry had to laugh...please don't quote this as I am going to delete in a sec... Fancy having booked this for his birthday:eek::eek:

Barnabysue

OMG, how do they get away with it?

Barnabysue

Now that's going to look really weird once you're deleted.

NoNameWoman

anniebanannie wrote: »

This didn't happen today but it is quite interesting/funny and it was Gemma's question about a graze which made me remember.....
many years ago both myself and hubby were very drunk after a wedding and he fell asleep on the sofa. I was adamant he would come to bed so I made him take off his clothes but he was so wrecked he fell on the floor. I then proceeded to drag him to bed!! In the morning he rolled over in bed to give me a wee kiss and let out the most almighty scream. Because I had dragged him on his front through the house he had horrendous carpet burns on his knees and during the night he had slept on his back and the covers stuck to them :eek: He forgave me and was relieved that I had left his pants on

:eek::eek::eek::eek:
OMG Thanks for sharing this, this is so funny !!!!1

cmcconnell

what are those teracotta patio / garden heater things with logs in called (lol)

NoNameWoman

Barnabysue wrote: »

Now that's going to look really weird once you're deleted.

It's just because I am quoting someone and I am paranoid about copyright!

I am in two minds there is one room with a lake view that is at £90 a night but then there is another Victorian one at £130 breakfast included! I know he would like both ...so I am still thinking

cmcconnell

lol ok i mean chimeneas! lol

NoNameWoman

Annie sorry ...I am just trying to imagine ..Have I got it right? You made him take his clothes off then you "dragged him on his front" :eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::T:T I bet you that was sore ...OMG
OMG this is hilarious ....Now these boards are inspiring