please need a loan asap

Can sun1 help me i need a loan asap of 30k but have poor credit! I dnt mind high apr,and ned it on same day!!can sum1 please help me
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  • Yeah. But you'll hav too collectit yourself.
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  • Would it be possible for you to elaborate on your 'poor credit' statement as it would allow people to more accurately comment on your chances of securing the loan required.

    Also, do you own a property and if so, is there any equity available.

    Finally, if you manage to secure your loan, could I recommend you purchase a new keyboard because a number of your words appear to have random letters and numbers inserted or removed.
  • nomoneytoday
    nomoneytoday Posts: 4,871 Forumite
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    Same day loans are only available to literate posters...
  • Enfieldian
    Enfieldian Posts: 2,893 Forumite
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    A £30,000 same day loan?

    Hmmm. I wonder if Payday loans companies go that high? Probably not for a first time customer. Interest might be a bit steep.

    Provident? They would probably need a day to get the cash out of the bank for you....

    Nope. Soz. Can't help.

    If you do get one, be sure to let us know though. I quite fancy a new convertible for the summer.
  • Nomoneytoaday and Elfieldian:- We are not aloan.
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  • The OPs name reminds me of the Frankie Boyle joke.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEeCvOMcLZY

    If you are easily offended (or not very easily offended) you may not want to view it. I know this isn't related to loans, I just find Frankie Boyle very funny.
  • uktyler
    uktyler Posts: 872 Forumite
    Is it still the school holidays?
  • iolanthe07
    iolanthe07 Posts: 5,493 Forumite
    Come on guys - go easy on the OP. English may not be his/her first language and (s)he probably doesn't realise that unsecured loans of over £25,000 are virtually unattainable even for those with excellent credit.

    To the OP - sorry, mate, but you will not find a loan of this amount even at stupid% APR.
    I used to think that good grammar is important, but now I know that good wine is importanter.
  • uktyler wrote: »
    Is it still the school holidays?

    There's nothing wrong with wanting a gold-plated pencil case worth £30k.
  • nomoneytoday
    nomoneytoday Posts: 4,871 Forumite
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    iolanthe07 wrote: »
    Come on guys - go easy on the OP. English may not be his/her first language

    I disagree. A non English speaking individual wouldn't use semi-english text speak... :)
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