The return of Equity

mewbie_2

Rochdale_Pioneers wrote: »

Interested to visit my mortgage account online earlier and find that Halifax believe there to be £12k of equity in my mortgage. A few weeks ago the equity that had been in there had completely gone and we were teetering on the brink of negative equity.

It has no direct effect - I neither plan to draw on this equity nor move house or even remortgage. But I do find it curious that a housing market as dead as several of you insist it is has seen prices go up, mortgage approvals shoot through the roof and my lender start seeing cash where there was none.

This is drivel.

Rochdale_Pioneers wrote: »

!!!!!! is there any need for this drivvel?

No need at all.

Wookster

sockpuppets wrote: »

[/B]Stand back please and don't get involved. This could get very nasty. cheers

You mean like athlete's foot shared socks nasty?

Edit: Dan you've just made it to my ignore list.

ad44downey

Wookster wrote: »

Edit: Dan you've just made it to my ignore list.

I put him on mine a few days ago too. You can only take so much trolling.

scousethife

Pobby wrote: »

I can`t believe I have just read all that!!!!

lol

I read 3 posts on page one them jumped to page five

SingleSue

FungusFighter wrote: »

What's up babe? Can I help?

I broke my blooming foot on a door we had just taken off it's hinges...that is what! Didn't know it was broken at the time I posted but by goodness was I in pain at the time.

Not a good start to the school holidays.....

FungusFighter

SingleSue wrote: »

I broke my blooming foot on a door we had just taken off it's hinges...that is what! Didn't know it was broken at the time I posted but by goodness was I in pain at the time.

Not a good start to the school holidays.....

Babe, if I were there I'd kiss it better;)

Failing that, codeine and brandy does the trick too:D

FungusFighter

scousethife wrote: »

lol

I read 3 posts on page one them jumped to page five

Thanks alot mate, there's me working my !!! off to entertain you ....:D

pickles110564

FungusFighter wrote: »

Mate, I have reported this post as offensive and I want you to know why.

3) You are unable, it seems, to post anything of worth on this forum and instead follow me around like a stalker trying to insult me with gay slurs to avoid answering simple questions about the failure of your "property empire".

Here are some more of you insults and where you post slurs to get me to respond.
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Did you know that people frequently accuse others of things they are themselves guilty of? Just a thought

Really?? Who would do such a thing???


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Its just so flippin tedious when you keep on and on at the same person:D

No offence mate but it makes you look a right tit to:rotfl:

Oh right so you certainly wouldn't pick endlessly on say..... erm..... for example..... pickles??? After all that would make you, by your own admission, a tit. :rolleyes:


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I suspend this rule where pickles is concerned because he is a charmless nerk:T

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Like you eh Onion Boy? You livin the dream?:rolleyes:

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Throw up all the smokescreen you like El Gherkino, don't change the fact that yer property "empire" is fewked and youll be lucky to get on the council list if you ever get to sell that overpriced craphole yer stuck with and can't afford:beer:
Mate:j

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Trouble with you Piggy is noone can believe a word you say

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All of which, mate, makes you a bit of a sad case loser:T
Why can't you tell the truth just for once mate?

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl:

What a p................

p.......? pickles perhaps?:rotfl:



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Broders it was you who informed me to put the CBS Letters on the net so that the disbelievers could see for themselves.

FungusFighter wrote:

We aint talkin about your neg equity bedsit mate:beer:
We're talking about your neg equity lanimate flooring magnolia monstrosity with the £400k mortage that you can't sell and have to flog the kiddies toys on ebay to pay the leccy for:rotfl:

FungusFighter wrote: »

Throw up all the smokescreen you like El Gherkino, don't change the fact that yer property "empire" is fewked and youll be lucky to get on the council list if you ever get to sell that overpriced craphole yer stuck with and can't afford:beer:
Mate:j

FungusFighter wrote: »

I know this bloke who bought right at the peak with a megamortgage for £350k, thought a bit of magnolia and some lanimate flooring would make it worth £650k, then £600k, then £550k plus, now he don't talk about it no more :rotfl:

I wonder if he's feeling ok - pickles, you feeling ok mate?:rotfl: :rotfl:

FungusFighter wrote: »

Mate, he's up to his lug-holes in debt, probably flogging the kids toys on ebay to pay the leccy :beer:

Got about a 7times mortgage on a docker's wage:eek:

That's gambling, pure and simple:rotfl::rotfl:

FungusFighter wrote: »

You wouldn't say that if you were sat on a mortgage of half a million for some sh1thole the ea convinced you was worth £600k done up at the peak and now you couldn't sell for half that:A

Ask Onion Boy if he ever shows his face on this therad again:rotfl::rotfl:

I'd like to see a projection for what you think property will be worth in 2 years while we're at it mate, might be good for a larf:T

These are just a few Fungus but there are loads more.