Notice to newcomers - part 4

emily_jackson

Bumpity bump

Horace

I am ok thanks emily:D

I have been making plans for Easter - I am off to see my ex, pick up some post, collect some more stuff, I rather fancy collecting my oil painting as I would like to look at it as it is a rather restful picture.:D

Wol2

Page 2 bump!!

Hi All....just had chat with our fondest finest Simian leader.......

Ref Dock leaves - depends on the soil type - if alkaline then yes...if acid (which I think is Pennines/Leeds as well as me down here) then no!

Numpty....have you got in your bath yet or is the water now stone cold ???

PS Keep the dandelions in the fridge tonight Hun and the guineas will munch on them very happily tomorrow....they are all now weeeking in anticipation...

PPS Oh dear everyone........he is a bit worried about all these "call girls".....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

(Well I may have overexaggerated a bit ....thanx Z for the idea!!)

I am SO wicked......

xxxxx

Lula-Hula

wol - you are truly wicked but equally fab so we will forgive you

Numpty_Monkey

Nargleblast wrote: »

Have a good trip Numpty, take a packed lunch or two as they'll try and fleece you like crazy down there. Also make sure you have your name tapes sewn inside your knickers. And don't talk to strangers.

I can't remember the last time i got into a pair of knickers,
name tags in boxers:D

Wol2

*MF* wrote: »

There is not one of us won't be thinking of you, Numpty!!

Have a great time!

:T:T:T:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thankx MF...nice to see you back...How's you? I have just dworked my **lls off doing the "feast before the famine" ...i.e. 31st March end of year for public sector ...



Hope all well with you...swap notes soon!

xxxx

Wol2

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

I can't remember the last time i got into a pair of knickers,
name tags in boxers:D

:eek::eek::eek::eek:TMI:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Well the "gals" might be interested........at least we know now

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xxxxx

Numpty_Monkey

Wol2 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek:TMI:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Well the "gals" might be interested........at least we know now

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xxxxx

Why do you think i live in a monkery:p:o

Horace

Wol2 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek:TMI:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Well the "gals" might be interested........at least we know now

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xxxxx

Oooh did someone mention boxers? I love boxers on a man - the tighter foreign ones like Dim not the baggy ones though.

Now have you got everything Numpty, tickets, phone, fags, money, sandwiches, clothes etc. etc. If you have been picking dandelions you had better wash your hands otherwise you will be wetting the bed tonight:eek: (well, I was always told as a kid that I mustnt pick dandelions otherwise I would wet the bed:eek::eek:).

Your harem will be calling you tomorrow:D:cool: Have a save trip.

Numpty_Monkey

Horace wrote: »

Oooh did someone mention boxers? I love boxers on a man - the tighter foreign ones like Dim not the baggy ones though.

Now have you got everything Numpty, tickets, phone, fags, money, sandwiches, clothes etc. etc. If you have been picking dandelions you had better wash your hands otherwise you will be wetting the bed tonight:eek: (well, I was always told as a kid that I mustnt pick dandelions otherwise I would wet the bed:eek::eek:).

Your harem will be calling you tomorrow:D:cool: Have a save trip.

Clothes - check:D (name tag in boxers)
Tickets - check:D (details left with mam)
Money - :rotfl::rotfl: whats that
Packed lunch:o - uncheck - blame Horace she gave directions to a pub:rolleyes::T
Washed hands - check:D, even had a bath:eek:
I'll go for a wee soon:cool: