Notice to newcomers - part 4

Lula-Hula

No rain here for weeks

Horace

Hi folks

I have been out and about today - I filled my car with petrol for the first time in 2 months:j), went to a wedding fair in Kings Norton in some beautiful tudor buildings that had been restored thanks to winning that BBC programme Restoration. I made a few contacts and have found a cheap place to eat - their cafe: Piggy here had a pot of tea (enough for 3 cups), a cornish pasty with salad and strawberries and cream cost £5.50:cool:

Went to see my parents and the first thing that mum said to me was "there is a blue box in the bedroom, it contains 2 wills and 2 lots of funeral arrangements which MUST be adhered to" - I resisted the temptation to go upstairs and look. I am confused though - mum doesnt want a funeral so how am I going to give her a send off? Does she go on the compostheap or what? (we have discussed the compostheap many times).

I came away from mums' with a bag of spuds that mum dug up for me and a large george foreman grill which she has used 4 times. Its also time I went on a diet too because mum asked me if I was pregnant:eek: I'd have a job..and it would be an immaculate conception if I was:eek::eek:

Numpty_Monkey

Burriel at sea

Lula-Hula

Hello all ... well Horace & Numpty anyway

Perhaps your parents want to go for total recycling ie anything that can be used will be & then remains to medical science ? We had a cheerful memorial service instead. As cheerful as possible anyway.

Horace

I won't donate them to medical science - I have seen what med students do and I don't want my parents to sit in jars on the shelves of a goulish museum or be lost (like bham uni did with their skeleton of the tallest woman - they lost her, how how do you lose a 7ft skeleton)

So_Sad_Angel

Well a `Happy` Bump from me this lovely warm Sunday evening.

Hope everyone is really for a FAB MONDAY :j:j:j:j:j

Angiexx

Lula-Hula

an ' I beat Numpty to the early morning bump' type bump

So_Sad_Angel

Lula-Hula wrote: »

an ' I beat Numpty to the early morning bump' type bump

That makes 2 of us Lula......are you having a lie-in Numpty ???

Morning all

Angiex

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Numpty_Monkey

YEs but I bet you 2 went to bed:o:p

So_Sad_Angel

Another BUMP ....bottom of page 1 already !

Going to be a scorcing hot day today .:cool::cool:

I`m off to allotment for some torture & then got to try & find money to fix the car !!!:eek::eek: