Notice to newcomers - part 4

Tixy

Horace wrote: »

What a bunch of twonks they have on the apprentice this year:rolleyes: They don't have a clue, mind I did think about applying myself but I didnt think it would be fair because it is obvious that I would win:rotfl:

I thought the girls 'negotiations' regarding the price for washing the hummers was particularly cringe-worthy and excruciating. Very business like - "and you'll have your cars cleaned by girls not stinky boys".:eek: And all 3 from the final boardroom deserved to go.

Morning all. I'm happy today - I'm putting it down to lovely fresh eggs for breakfast.
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emily_jackson

Good morning :hello:

Horace

Morning Emily:hello:

Numpty_Monkey

I've just had cheese on toast:D

Horace

Horace reporting - doing a good impersonation of a drenched rat:mad: ruddy weather, it started lashing it down the minute I stepped out of the stationery shop:mad:

Numpty_Monkey

The wether can't make its mind up

clio

Bumpa rump steak isnt as nice as serlion.

Horace

clio wrote: »

Bumpa rump steak isnt as nice as serlion.

Yes but fillet is even nicer - or in my opinion rib-eye is nicer still:D

Nargleblast

Tixy wrote: »

I thought the girls 'negotiations' regarding the price for washing the hummers was particularly cringe-worthy and excruciating. Very business like - "and you'll have your cars cleaned by girls not stinky boys".:eek: And all 3 from the final boardroom deserved to go.


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SSShhhh! Not another word! I haven't seen it yet. Still, most of the candidates tend to have a nasty case of helioproctosis

( from "helios" meaning sun and "proct" which is anything relating to the rectum)

Numpty_Monkey

I can't afford steak anymore:p