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  • Horace
    Horace Posts: 14,426 Forumite
    Well done rog

    Z - I heard you already had nuts like a pony:eek:

    Anyway pony nuts aren't nuts nor are they gonads but they are cubes of food and contain wheat and other yummy things that horses and ponies like to eat.

    Anyway Clio can't have all the women - he can't have me for a start:rotfl: What's wrong with having shoes? A woman can never have too many pairs of shoes: we have shoes for walking, shoes for parties and shoes for the bedroom:eek:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Horace wrote: »
    Z - I heard you already had nuts like a pony:eek:

    Not nuts...and "like a stallion"... ;):p
    Horace wrote: »
    What's wrong with having shoes? A woman can never have too many pairs of shoes: we have shoes for walking, shoes for parties and shoes for the bedroom:eek:

    Shoes for the bedroom..? Matches the leather on your whip..?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
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  • clio
    clio Posts: 3,345 Forumite
    edited 4 May 2009 at 5:29PM
    Right too clarify ...
    Ive allreay been feeding the horse polo's/carrots/apples. I asked about the grass being bair and she commented about they eat it all. And that they get hay somtimes. So that's how i got too ask about the hay. Ive been up too the fields where the wee horse is feeding it on and off for a week. The Irish girl is an old friend from years ago. Rule number 101/A is you never date/go out with/mess around with your good friends. It allways go's wrong as they say in BallyKissDormouse. :)
  • rog2
    rog2 Posts: 11,650 Forumite
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    I've just recieved a right royal 'roasting' for not getting the washing in when it started raining at four o'clock.

    The joys of Marital Bliss :doh::doh:
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    If any of my experiences, or the knowledge that I have gained from those experiences, can help anyone who finds themselves in similar circumstances, then my experiences have not been in vain.

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  • Numpty_Monkey
    Numpty_Monkey Posts: 14,196 Forumite
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    Single life is great sometimes:D
    PROUD TO BE DEALING WITH MY DEBT NERD #869
    Numpty,Not sure why but I'm crying :o . Of all the peeps on this board you're the kindest & most supportive of all & I'm :mad: & :( for you all at the same time . Wish I was there to give you a big :grouphug: & emergency hobnobs
    xx
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  • So_Sad_Angel
    So_Sad_Angel Posts: 7,363 Forumite
    Hi Numps.....just had to say big well done on 8k posts!!:T:j:T:j:T:j:T:j:T:j:T :j:T:j:T:j:T:j:T...ok think that`s enough clapping, jumpy people!!!

    You`re a star Honey !!:beer::beer:

    Btw....this was going to be a `half way down page 2` BUMP but then I noticed your post count.:D
  • clio
    clio Posts: 3,345 Forumite
    edited 4 May 2009 at 7:30PM
    Aye well done matey :)

    Rog make the tea she will forgive you matey.
  • Horace
    Horace Posts: 14,426 Forumite
    Right then polos - rot their teeth and yours, I can remember being accosted on horse guards on whitehall last year by a horse that sniffed out the polos in my pocket:eek:

    Blimey clio, you're keen if you are going up there on the pretence of looking at the horse. Why don't you just ask her out, or give her your number?:confused:

    Z...it wasnt a stallion that I heard. it was definitely a pony or could it have been a donkey:rotfl: The riding whip is for riding and not for larking about in the bedroom with:rotfl:

    rog - buy your wife some flowers, she'll forgive you for leaving the washing out.
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Horace wrote: »
    Z...it wasnt a stallion that I heard. it was definitely a pony or could it have been a donkey:rotfl:

    Probably a donkey... :whistle:
    Horace wrote: »
    The riding whip is for riding and not for larking about in the bedroom with:rotfl:

    Oh, no bedroom...you like riding al fresco..? :A
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • clio
    clio Posts: 3,345 Forumite
    Anyone like Poker Face by Lady Gaga

    Horace but i now like the ikkle horse so i'm enjoying the feeding.\0/ :)
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