*Lets keep it positive* daily chat thread Wednesday 18th March

Doomcow

did i scare everyone away?

Doomcow

nobody loves me
everybody hates me
ah think ima gona eat wurums
big fat juicey ones
wee skinny oosy ones
see how they wriggle and squirm

oh you bite off their neck
and ye sook out the juice
and ye throw the skins away

nobody know how i survive
on wurms three times a day.

g'night all.

(Land_of)_Maz

so to recap on the events of the day...........

SRM, Spud and whatatwit are all having sex, but not at the same time, or in the same place, and hopefully not with the same bloke...

Doomcow wouldn't mind some, but mrs D is working silly hours!

all topics are reopened for discussion!

BB has a wierdo admirer who leaves her chocolate

Pooky's OH was involved in a shunt, hope they are going to be okay... (twuntish doctors!)

maz never wasn't allowed to the stationery fair for freebies, but there's always tomorrow, eh?

Sarahneedle didn't bring smear tests into the conversation....

Bookie accomplished her list

IA got her course work back and did really well...

Stu is a !!!!!! and snags is an angel!

Spud is doing the runforall in June, presumably while not having sex....

SRM got the all clear form biopsy, again whilst not having sex on account of Mr SRM having a cyst on his whatnots.... which begs the question, should she really be having sex at all at the moment?

Beanies doc is a !!!!!! too.... is he related to stu? or Pooky's local A&E

Sammy was quiet today.......

Bunny was pretty quiet too... considering she's not actually having the sex either!

Sally was up at silly o'clock again, not for sex.... no blooody wonder getting up at that hour!

Buffy loves us all, and brian and co... even if she will wake up one morning to find 4 snails the size of her slippers under her bed!!!

lenny was good and didn't get pizzled, ate junk food instead and is packing for home leave....

Zed was philosophical as ever

numpty was missing.......

Linda was chillin and watchin the kids play, as well as admiring her horticultural efforts....

Waxing of lady gardens was discussed.... results inconclusive for most of us, but bunny is a firm believer!

Apologies to anyone i missed of the round up...... it's not personal!

scaredy_cat

lol.. yer song made me chuckle doomcow!!

beanielou

Wish I has an admirer