Friday giggles

sarah_elton

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/king-unveils-radical-plan-to-!!!!-britain-into-middle-of-next-week-200903061625/

EDIT: I'm impressed the link works despite this site's censoring of part of it!

Generali

sarah_elton wrote: »

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/king-unveils-radical-plan-to-!!!!-britain-into-middle-of-next-week-200903061625/

EDIT: I'm impressed the link works despite this site's censoring of part of it!

The bit I liked:

...economists are at odds over the new policy with some claiming it is pronounced 'quan-ti-ta-tive' while others have opted for the shorter, lazier 'quan-ta-tive'.

Dr Tom Booker, from Reading University, said: "It's the 'easing' bit that fascinates me. It makes it sound as if you're lowering yourself gently into a warm, soothing bath when in actual fact it's more like jumping head first into a swimming pool filled with spiders and glass."....

swiftnick

Generali wrote: »

Dr Tom Booker, from Reading University, said: "It's the 'easing' bit that fascinates me. It makes it sound as if you're lowering yourself gently into a warm, soothing bath when in actual fact it's more like jumping head first into a swimming pool filled with spiders and glass."....
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Brilliant