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The Compers Inn - Part 14

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  • ktflosspot
    ktflosspot Posts: 1,641 Forumite
    ktflosspot wrote: »
    wow!!!!! yOU GUYS WERE BRILLIANT LAST NIGHT. hAVE UPDATED IT AS REQUESTED X

    tHANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP


    The Characters in the story are Fred, George (the youngest,), !!!!!!, and myself, Johnny.










    .
    RIGHT SAID FRED as he pulled the bedclothes from us. It was 7 am, and we were on a surfing holiday. He continued, “lets get down to the BEACH BOYS, there’s a good surf running”. We quickly got dressed and headed down the _ _ _ _ _ to the SANDIE SHAW we were alone apart from a FLOCK OF SEAGULLS
    .
    We soon spotted a group of local lads playing volleyball, WHOwere all art lovers, they were known as the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _, this part of the beach was for men only and was known as the BOYZONE. As soon as we joined them the tide rose quickly and we gotWET WET WET
    !!!!!! was the first to get hungry and wanted some breakfast, but rather than use the path back to the top he decided to climb the rock face. George, the youngest of us shouted “Don’t climb the CLIFF RICHARD, some ROLLING STONES may fall down and hurt you”. !!!!!! took no notice of the _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ , He had not gone too far when he slipped. Luckily he was not hurt, the few scratches were covered with a BAND AID
    .
    Back in the van we heated up someBATCHELORScup-a-soup. George turned on the radio, it was playing a song by Ella Fitzgerald. Fred told him to find another channel, “You know _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ ” he said. We were nearing the end of our week and would soon be heading home, the money was running short and if we were not careful we could find ourselves in DIRE STAITS
    .
    We decided to go to _ _ _ _ for a beer, The landlady's name was Elizabeth. She was tall and slim, the lads called her THIN LIZZIE !!!!!! greeted her as he always did with a big SQUEEZE_. At that moment the pubDOORS swung open and a couple of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ walked in. By the looks of them they had been on the road a long time. They were hungry and asked Elizabeth if she could spare some BREADand JAM She obliged but only one slice which they had to CHER They said thank you and left.
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    Dicks love was a fair haired girl named BLONDIE he was _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and would do anything for her. She woreBANGLES on her wrist, and her jeans were a _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _. Her favourite colours were dark red or DEEP PURPLE She was aSWEET little thing, and by her accent came fromAMERICA which is a very BIG COUNTRYindeed. Her home town was the windy city of CHICAGO
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    Listening to the weather forecast, the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ would soon be over and the weather would be colder and wetter. Next day we drove away from the coast and started the long journey back up north to home. After a couple of hours we turned a corner and were stopped by thePOLICE A young constable said we would have to find another way round as there was some MEN AT WORK on the road ahead and there was no way through.


    Hope everyone is well today........lucky comping wishes to all.
    Essexgal Well done on your win !!!!! Don,t forget to pass the baton my way please x
    :AIt matters not how long a stars shines ,what is remembered is the brightness of it's light.
    JAN Battle attacks cars, 3 VIP althletics tickets, fairtrade choccy .... yum

    Thanks to all posters xxxx
  • Nicky63
    Nicky63 Posts: 3,210 Forumite
    Morning lovelies,

    I've just seen this smilie and thought of Essexgirl happy-131.gif :rotfl::rotfl:

    Thanks for the empathy with the gas and leccy bills Cathy, although I don't think we'll catch this lot up in the summer but we are going to try and be a bit greener I noticed last night I leave the printer my speakers and the tft on standby as a force of habit so I shall start there :rolleyes: and hope you feel better today xx

    Toni if was that you being a miserable moo then you dont have a lot to worry about, and you're allowed to be down, you help everyone else when they are so it was just your turn lady xxxxx

    Hiya Gemma, be good to have you back properly hun xx

    Wouldn't mind that baton at some point please, few bills to pay :rolleyes:;)

    Happy, healthy, lucky bouncy Friday vibes to all xxxxx MSN-Emoticon-141.gif
    That ain't working! That's the way to do it, money for nothing and TV's for free ;)
  • All of my wins have just turned up other than one which I got a WEM for, 2 I got a WTC for and then a couple I knew about because they were instant wins eg Cadburys and Cineworld. HTH!
  • toniq
    toniq Posts: 29,340 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    Is it Squeeze? where it says peter greeted her with a big ......... as always xxx
    #JusticeForGrenfell
  • Nicky63
    Nicky63 Posts: 3,210 Forumite
    toniq wrote: »
    Is it Squeeze? where it says peter greeted her with a big ......... as always xxx

    or Kiss :confused:

    Hahahaha!! forget that I have only just read it properly and see that there are spaces for letters DOH!!!
    That ain't working! That's the way to do it, money for nothing and TV's for free ;)
  • cmcconnell
    cmcconnell Posts: 2,849 Forumite
    her jeans were a TIGHT FIT !!!
    I can only please one person a day.... Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!!
    very greatful for almost everything i read on MSE (except for the nasties!)
  • cmcconnell
    cmcconnell Posts: 2,849 Forumite
    forecast, the HEATWAVE would soon be over
    I can only please one person a day.... Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!!
    very greatful for almost everything i read on MSE (except for the nasties!)
  • Nicky63
    Nicky63 Posts: 3,210 Forumite
    Listening to the weather forecast, the HEATWAVE would soon be over and the weather would be colder and wetter.
    That ain't working! That's the way to do it, money for nothing and TV's for free ;)
  • cmcconnell
    cmcconnell Posts: 2,849 Forumite
    can see u have added squeeze to the origonal but u missed the U out of it :D
    I can only please one person a day.... Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!!
    very greatful for almost everything i read on MSE (except for the nasties!)
  • Nicky63
    Nicky63 Posts: 3,210 Forumite
    this part of the beach was for men only and was known as the BOYZONE!!! Groan!! I cant believe it took so long to get that :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    That ain't working! That's the way to do it, money for nothing and TV's for free ;)
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