The Compers Inn - Part 14

toniq

Erm im a Jacko fan!....be nice xxxxxx

cmcconnell

If i had the wings of a sparrow,
If i had the !!!! of a crow,
I'd fly over Fratton tomorrow,
And **** on the !!!!!!!s below

the best thing about most of theseis you coud change the pompey bit to anyone else LOL

cmcconnell

toniq wrote: »

Erm im a Jacko fan!....be nice xxxxxx

he is very talented but the gloves are pointless. apparently he is doing a 20 gig residence at the o2 !!!:eek:

toniq

31 gigs at 02 details released tomorrow, so i will desperatley clamour for tickets! with 31 gigs ill have a very good chance xxx

cmcconnell

Fratton Park is falling down
Falling down, falling down
Fratton Park is falling down
Poor old Pompey
Build it up with red and white
Red and white
Red and white
Build it up with red and white
Poor old Pompey
Then we'll kick it down again
down again
down again
Then we'll kick it down again
poor old pompey

cmcconnell

toniq wrote: »

31 gigs at 02 details released tomorrow, so i will desperatley clamour for tickets! with 31 gigs ill have a very good chance xxx

lol well as a favour to you toni i wont try and buy one!!! :rolleyes: :rotfl:

Nicky63

toniq wrote: »

31 gigs at 02 details released tomorrow, so i will desperatley clamour for tickets! with 31 gigs ill have a very good chance xxx

Ooooh how exciting!! I've got all my bits crossed for you hun! :j:j

Right I'm off to comp, someone let me know when cmc has worn herself out will you please? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

cmcconnell

I'd rather be Ginger than a Skate!
LOL that one is actually true....

cmcconnell

You're a Skater
An ugly skater
Your only happy, on giro day
Your mums out thieving
Your dads drug dealing
Please don't take my hub caps away
(to the tune of You're My Sunshine)


** collapses to the floor after an exhausting skate bashing!!! **

I've finished now nicky i promise x

cathyj

!!!!!! come home from work,
most of my lounge has been moved to the dining room,
'help me with the tv'
!!!!!! is the tv made of, it is HEAVY
moans cause I cant lift it
has to get a mate round to move the tv.
I dust it all off, plug the virgin box in while he looks under te floor boards in the lounge for the end of the lead for the virgin box.

He cant find it, he then takes the carpet up in the hallway to lift more floor boards moaning because he has cu, so my nicely laid carpet in the hall is no more, i still have no tv and he dases off to maplin to get some cable and connectors!!!
oh he he comes, MR DESTRUCTOR