Weekly Flylady Thread 9th February 2009

SGT

Only level 1 for Monday & not started today's yet!!
Just had a culinary disaster, :mad: decided to use BM after god know's how many years. Decided to make dough for breadbuns, couldn't work out why timer said 2 hrs when recipe said 1 50. Anyway after an hour went to make coffee & discovered that I had put it on cake setting. Anway birdies have got some nice HOT bready stuff now for their tea & I'm waiting for BM to cool.
Pigpen :A NHS stories :T came at just the right time, :rotfl: at least it took my mind off the bread.
Hugs to everyone who needs them.

xx_Jo_xx

Thas me leaving work now - stopping for shopping on the way home. Will pick up little one from School Club then home to run round my chores and get on with my list!!

Cant believe Im so excited about doing housework!! Just wanted to pop in and hear how well you were all doing for some motivation!

Will come back later to let you know how I got on!

sexymouse

You've still managed to accomplish a lot there toots, even if it wasn't flying, and washing laundry counts as flying. It's nice that your friend was able to treat you to a coffee, and the lunch sounds good too. I'm looking forward to next Monday as it'll be the first time OH and I have been out for a meal (not counting when we were on holiday) for I don't know how long. We're going out on Monday for lunch (1/2 term) to the Slug 'n' Lettuce cos it's 50% off all food on a Monday so this will be our belated Valentine's meal.

Washing up on the drainer has now been put away, as has the laundry from the TD.

xxJoxx I remember when I was temping in an office job and the worst part was being able to read about other people doing their lists, and me not being able to do mine. That's why I love the HHCs cos people always manage to find something to do in the for the evening shift.

juliejim

Back from work - HHC 4.30 - 5 anyone?

toottifrootti

thanks sexy - not enough flying though!!! I am envious of your valentine lunch - sounds lovely! hope you have a super time!

well another distraction has just occurred but a short and very sweet one! yesterday's locked out little old lady has just been at the door with a lovely bunch of flowers for me - dark pinks and whites - its lovely and so nice of her!
toots xx


ETA YES PLEEEEEESE JUE!!!

juliejim

Off we go then Toots!

sexymouse

That is so lovely toots. You deserve it.

Sunnygirl_2

Tuesday - Living room, hall and stairs!

Done!

Yay! Thats 2 days running. Sorry not had time to read through the thread today so hugs to those who need them.

Kids tea now, swimming lesson for DD1 then going running tonight.

See you later x

growingafamily

Hey ladies (and gents ?)
I thought I'd pop on here for a good old lurk but am now feeling the need to come out of the cleaning closet !
I have a fab hubby who is super at housework, a gorgeous DS3 who is great at making housework (which he definitely gets from me not daddy) and DD6 months who has decided sleep is for wimps !!
I am seriously trying to make the final decision to homeschool or not to homeschool and in order to make that a real option I need to get my house in order (and possibly learn to drive but thats another post).
I will admit I am a procrastationaholic and have allergies to many household jobs but really want to learn to fly !!!

Is it really as simple as it all seems ???

kazwookie

pigpen wrote: »

just for LL...

Do you ever worry about the NHS at all? You should.

These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow


1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.


Stay away from hospitals!!!

I am still laughing away, especially at numbers 20, 26, 29 :rotfl: :rotfl: