The revenge of the stripey socks - a DFW adventure

hampsterpoo

Piquant wrote: »

:eek: and you're not allowed to slap the lodger...:rolleyes:

you could put in in the small print of the contract :rotfl:

Piquant_2

hampsterpoo wrote: »

But what is the incentive to keep it off ,perphaps if I was to pay but 1lb in hamster food that would get you motivated :rolleyes:

obviously its a brilliant idea , cause it was your idiot bosses :rotfl: idea , he is forward thinking in a matrix non negative blah blah blah way .........wouldnt you agree

Think my boss has popped over to help Fay with management speak....

...I don't want hamster food, you might want to look after us, the Dragon's ready for you....

Piquant_2

fayjmck wrote: »

'To slap the lodger'
turns nicely into
'To strike (collide, wallop, sock, belt clout, clobber, thwack) or come into contact with, at some force, the inhabitant of the upper quarters for sleeping'

I am nicely cheered up now!!

You could do all of the above and then decide which method you prefer :rolleyes:

hampsterpoo

fayjmck wrote: »

OK if you want to die of depression and boredom like me - as I am supposed to exhibit a 'lexically dense' vocabulary (as per my course tutor, my supervisor et al) - this might cheer you up - I have spent about a week and only have about 500 words so far......all I want to say is - they are good at growing quick - easy eh - oh no I have to say something like this............................

'Salix species exhibit many characteristics consistent with ruderal or pioneer species that successfully colonise newly created habitats or disturbed environments (Koeleian & Volk, 2005). These traits include the ability for expeditious growth combined with a capacity to grow enthusiastically in relatively dense stands, whilst maturing quickly. Salix can also form mutually beneficial symbiotic associations with several types of mycorrhizal fungi allowing nutrition in the most degraded of areas (Backhaus et al., 1986). Moreover, Salix have quick growing matt forming roots which are also capable stabilising disturbed soils by withstanding both anoxic and alluvial environments. Furthermore, Salix exploit a highly successful dispersal strategy ensuring survival having a tenacious capacity to regenerate vegetatively from almost any fragment of aerial material and also by prolific seed production. ..........'

well thats just your opionion ,

Wasnt Backhaus circ 1979-1983 ?

They released a debut single called, Bella Lugosi’s Dead, in August, 1979. The single remained on the British charts for 2 years.

The band split up in 1983 and their last show together was at the Hammersmith Palais. :whistle:

Karmacat

That way of writing is insane, isn't it! I read a theory one time that the power group in any one specialty do that on purpose, to maintain exclusivity.... and reading that, I'm inclined to believe it!

Pippilongstocking

Hi KK - yeah it sucks doesnt it - the more I get into the 'exclusive club' the bigger the bag of poo it looks like.

I think its rotten to exclude folk when the actual merit of my phd lies in social ability to provide affordable renewable heat.

Am really torn at the moment - the works sustains us here in Orkney but tbh - its beginning to look like someone one here says 'trying to walk uphill on ski's ' I find this type of writng almost impossible - theres a good chance I am dyslexic - most of my family are as well as my kids but - even still its like pulling teeth.

On the positive tonight I caught two sluggus horriblis and feed them to the chookies

whahahahahahaha eviil laugh

Karmacat

Slugus horribilisesesses - excellent chookie food! Stay with the phd hon - you're doing it for the greater good, so that ordinary folks *can* have locally sourced renewable heat.

gallygirl

fayjmck wrote: »

On the positive tonight I caught two sluggus horriblis and feed them to the cookies

whahahahahahaha eviil laugh

Shouldn't that be 'Furthermore I caught two sluggus horriblis and fed them to the cookies (Bare Bum Barbara et al 2009)

:eek::eek: just read what you wrote Fay, you did mean 'fed them to the CHOOKIES didn't you :eek::eek:. Now we can't even pop in for a cuppa & biccie,as well as not staying for 'a little something from the freezer'

Pippilongstocking

gallygirl wrote: »

Shouldn't that be 'Furthermore I caught two sluggus horriblis and fed them to the cookies (Bare Bum Barbara et al 2009)

:eek::eek: just read what you wrote Fay, you did mean 'fed them to the CHOOKIES didn't you :eek::eek:. Now we can't even pop in for a cuppa & biccie,as well as not staying for 'a little something from the freezer'

Sorry did feed them to the chookies not the cookies :rotfl:

I think you are right

That should read - potentially - with some inspiration from yourself ........

Furthermore, the author ardently captured a pair of Sluggus horriblis whilst surveying the newly germinated seedlings in the designated horticultural propagation facility, as established and described by McKenzie & Grant (2009). Once captured the termination of the horticultural pests was facilitated by the use of traditional domesticated poutlry (Bare bum Barbara & Margot, 2009) as injestive devices (Sockus, Stripeyus & Mentalis, 2009).

Lemon_Tree

blimey this is like being back in uni and having to read case law, boy could those fellows argue tautologically.
i think my lappy is getting sick of me coming here, it decided to open up the home page about 50 times earlier this evening. I guess it's telling me something