E: 30/01 Win £25 - effort required (email entry)

Skippycat

The People newspaper is giving away £25 to whoever has their joke printed as 'Joke of the Week'.

Email your best joke and your contact details to [EMAIL="mailbox@people.co.uk"]mailbox@people.co.uk[/EMAIL] (subject: Joke of the Week).

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! :beer:

Diane_H

Here's my offering:
As a new bride, Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch in Wyoming. She put a shoebox on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.
For fifty years, Jack left the box alone, until Edna was old and dying. One day, when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box again and thought it might hold something important. Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash. He took the box to her and asked about the contents.
"My mother gave me that box the day we married," Edna explained. "She told me to make a doily to help ease my frustrations every time I got mad at you."
Uncle Jack was very touched that in 50 years she'd only been mad at him twice. "What's the $82,500 for?" he asked.
"Oh, that's the money I made selling the doilies," Edna replied.