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  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
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    good evening Ruby! you've joined us mid topiary conversation!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • Buffy, me neither! i have been razored for fun :cool: ... but never for maintenence.........

    maybe we are a pair of freaks...!

    my swimsuit look doesn't need maintaining... unlike some women i've seen.

    Do people really have hairy tops of legs like miranda in SATC??

    mine is contained.

    Mine too!

    Thank God for that!

    was quite worried I had missed out on something there!

    Oh this thread has been great.

    Lou that sounds really painful, I'm more of a trim and tidy girl too Buffy.

    ha some one else too! Thanks Ames! See Maz we could start a gang!

    and I can double quote too! yippee!
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
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    SuzySu wrote: »
    Is that how it's done Maz? Having had my legs done once (and once only) I would never let anyone near my tush with that stuff EVER.


    i dunno, i assume maybe some of it you can lie on yer back, and if your hair goes back a bit, you would need to go on all 4's???

    Bunny??? assist
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Jinky, you know that masochist you speak of in your sig?..............
    ...Linda xx
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • i've never fancied getting on all fours and being waxed..... i only got my eye brows done for the first time ever this autumn past.......

    The thought just puts me off. I don't mind my eyebrows..but that's it:rotfl: :rotfl:

    Glad DD2 didn't train as a beauty therapist..i would have been running for the hills screaming...:o :rotfl:

    Bad enough my nephew is a tattoo artist..he frightens me as it is:eek:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • I have regular appts with a lovely lady who contorts me in all sorts of poositions, applies red hot wax and yanks out my minge fringe into a rather fetching !!!!!! star like thatch. ;)


    I am virtually hairless everywhere else! lol

    OUCH :eek: :eek:
    I'm glad I'm old and unappealing!
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    Mine too!

    Thank God for that!

    was quite worried I had missed out on something there!




    ha some one else too! Thanks Ames! See Maz we could start a gang!

    and I can double quote too! yippee!


    Kate Bush Fan Club??

    George dubya Bush Fan Club??

    <sorry, i'll get my coat!>
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    You could go for the 'little man pushing a lawn-mower' tattoo along the top of the lawn?
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • To get to 'certain' areas, a doggy style position in most convenient. It's either that or assume the 'giving birth' position and ones 'flaps' have a tendency to POP out the side of ones thong...
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    SuzySu wrote: »
    Is that how it's done Maz?

    It's known as the minge fringe cringe...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
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