Haven?

Spikey_2

Anyone know of any Haven Holiday codes?

TIA

Spikey

donstermonster

Yes i have plenty:

When Haven say holiday at a gentler pace holiday
That is code for "Nothing at all to do in a 50 mile radius"

When Haven say "Superior Plus"
That is code for , you can get in the door if you stand sideways and breathe in

When Haven say Fully equipped modern fitted kitchen
That is code for a kettle, miniature microwave and two gas rings and a broken toaster that trips the electricity switch is you have it on at the same time as two lights

When Haven say Shower & toilet
That is code for "combined, shower and toilet they are one and the same thing"

When Haven say Check-in from 4pm
That is code for , Check in around 9PM

When Haven say Family Water Fun
That is code for you can get into a freezing cold pee filled pool based in an old warehouse or factory

When Haven say Daytime Entertainment
That is code for 4 x 19 year old kids who can smile and are confident enough to pretend they can sing

Hope that helps?

Enjoy

DM

zoecx

Happy little soul aren't you? Why do some people feel they have to be nasty - if you can't say anything nice don't say it at all - even my 5 year old knows that....:mad:

donstermonster wrote: »

Yes i have plenty:

When Haven say holiday at a gentler pace holiday
That is code for "Nothing at all to do in a 50 mile radius"

When Haven say "Superior Plus"
That is code for , you can get in the door if you stand sideways and breathe in

When Haven say Fully equipped modern fitted kitchen
That is code for a kettle, miniature microwave and two gas rings and a broken toaster that trips the electricity switch is you have it on at the same time as two lights

When Haven say Shower & toilet
That is code for "combined, shower and toilet they are one and the same thing"

When Haven say Check-in from 4pm
That is code for , Check in around 9PM

When Haven say Family Water Fun
That is code for you can get into a freezing cold pee filled pool based in an old warehouse or factory

When Haven say Daytime Entertainment
That is code for 4 x 19 year old kids who can smile and are confident enough to pretend they can sing

Hope that helps?

Enjoy

DM

skylight

If you come across a sensible Haven code, please share! Its the only holiday the family are getting this year.

debjk

zoecx wrote: »

Happy little soul aren't you? Why do some people feel they have to be nasty - if you can't say anything nice don't say it at all - even my 5 year old knows that....:mad:

I did not see that as nasty at all, but then I do have a sense of humour anyone can see that was a joke at havens expense

btw I am not being nasty either before I get jumped on by the etiquet police

donstermonster

Hiya

I was not being nasty i was being humorous , sorry if i offended.

I go on holiday to Haven with my wife and two small kids and was actually surfing to see where i can book for May bank holiday when i came across this thread and and made the comments

Truly trying to stick to the one resolution i made this year which was

I resolve to have a bit more fun as there is not enough of it about

Try to open yourself up to the idea that people might be trying to enjoy not accuse

Anyway - It's the weekend so lets not dwell , lets enjoy the cold and have some fun !!!!

DM

skint_manc

try the link on 1st post.. still giving a good price even tho originally posted in 2006

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=215030

click via the 'book now' on left hand side under 50% off (dont think you need to enter the code online)

deanos

Have you tried looking at Park Resorts, we have booked with them this year.

Spikey_2

deanos wrote: »

Have you tried looking at Park Resorts, we have booked with them this year.

park resorts?

donstermonster

Another great one (but depends where you live) but i really like them is

http://www.johnfowlerholidays.com/page/home.html

And if you are lucky enough to have tesco vouchers you can use them here

deanos

Spikey wrote: »

park resorts?

Very similar to Haven, in fact most of the sites are ex Haven sites

http://www.parkresorts.co.uk/