E: 01/01 £250

rrickyuk

Solve the crossword

Entries to this Competition Send your entries to Crossword, Private Eye, 6 Carlisle Street, London W1D 3BN
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[EMAIL="crossword@private-eye.co.uk"]crossword@private-eye.co.uk[/EMAIL]

Andy2342

might have been more helpful if you'd put the answers in your post

Gilla_2

I'm not very good at cryptic clues .................and this has some veeeeeeery strange clues !

SkintBrideToBe

I see Andys back trying to be rude yet again!! Thanks Ricky for this one

HardSpend

you should automatically get £250 for working out all these answers by yourself

rrickyuk

Andy2342 wrote: »

might have been more helpful if you'd put the answers in your post

You shouldn't get out of that side of the bed, you know. It does you no favours. :rotfl:

redstararnie76

oooh crikey... might have to leave this one

LizB62

Blimey - that's a tricky one.
I'll print it off and see if my dad will have a go at it

** update - actually, I've just looked at the clues for 14A and 20A - not sure I'll give this to my dad to solve after all .........:o

EEYORE2911

:o They're all really rude!!! :o

Amilucky?

As I feel that it would be unfair to post the answers on MSE from my undisclosed source I have come up with a cunning plan! :cool:

The Private Eye Crossword no 381 answers are in encrypted form copy and paste the encryption into the form here http://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/dencoder/ to decrypt the answers then copy and paste the answers into a email

Email: [EMAIL="crossword@private-eye.co.uk"]crossword@private-eye.co.uk[/EMAIL]
Subject: Crossword no 381

Note: some words may have spaces or may need amending as they appear to be lost in translation :rolleyes:

Note: only copy the text in between the hashes

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